Wendy

Well, um, so, but, but you know, I was like, people are like, yeah, we're done.

You are not done.

And then six months later, they'll return and then try and charge you another thousand dollars to fix the shelf.

They fucked up in the first place.

It's never done.

It's never done because now she's like, okay, I can have a storyline for next year too.

Should we do the pool or the basement?

And so they vote to do the pool.

So now they're going to build a pool, which is going to be at least 100 grand.

And that's a lot of Birkins to pretend that were stolen.

I don't know how they're going to pull this off, but I can't wait to see it.

So now they're talking about how they're starting a new chapter.

But let's talk about my dad again.

She's like, you know, I don't want anything to happen.

I didn't reach out, but I just wanted to call and see what happens.

You know what I mean?

And so she tells us her father backstory again, and she's trying to make this a thing.

And so now she's going to call her dad.

So she calls her dad, and they have a little conversation.

And she's like, well, you know, I wanted to talk about how we went to Campton, Nigeria, and then we didn't get to see you.