Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
Then we go to Wendy and Eddie's house and we see their new remodeled house and it looks really nice.
Oh, I was so happy with what they did with the kitchen island because I never really liked their triangle island that they had. And it was also kind of dark in there. And now they got like a full on like long white marble kind of island. Did they even get two of them? I'm not sure, but it does look really nice. I mean, Like, yeah, I liked it. The living room looked nice. No longer.
It was no longer like all white. Now it has these big sort of like black squares and everything. And it looked good. Well, it's kind of funny.
It's going to look great for the next family.
It really will. At one point, Eddie was saying how he loved the cabinetry and he loved all the gold accents on it. And they show a closeup and it was like, it was like crooked. I don't know if you saw it, but it was like two shelves that were like totally crooked and like not aligned. And I was like, Oh no. Okay. No, I can't all be winners. Yeah.
Well, um, so, but, but you know, I was like, people are like, yeah, we're done. You are not done. And then six months later, they'll return and then try and charge you another thousand dollars to fix the shelf. They fucked up in the first place.
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Chapter 2: What happens at Wendy and Eddie's newly remodeled house?
We're going to close out this one, which is the construction storyline. It is all not revised. I can't even talk. Can you tell that the holidays are coming up? I can't even get the words out. Construction is done. The renovation is done. The house is done. And now we're here to look at it.
It's never done. It's never done because now she's like, okay, I can have a storyline for next year too. Should we do the pool or the basement? And so they vote to do the pool. So now they're going to build a pool, which is going to be at least 100 grand. And that's a lot of Birkins to pretend that were stolen. I don't know how they're going to pull this off, but I can't wait to see it.
So now they're talking about how they're starting a new chapter. But let's talk about my dad again. She's like, you know, I don't want anything to happen. I didn't reach out, but I just wanted to call and see what happens. You know what I mean? And so she tells us her father backstory again, and she's trying to make this a thing. And so now she's going to call her dad.
So she calls her dad, and they have a little conversation. And she's like, well, you know, I wanted to talk about how we went to Campton, Nigeria, and then we didn't get to see you. And he's like, there's no use crying over spilled milk. And she's like, well, but I bought my whole family. And he's like, I don't care. It's like, thanks for calling me. Is this costing me minutes or you?
Because you wouldn't even be talking to me right now if I had to pay for this.
He kind of placates her with sort of easy things like, well, there's no need crying over spilled milk. And I miss you. I miss my daughter. I miss her so much. Let's not dwell in the past. I miss you. I haven't seen my daughter or my grandchildren. Oh, hopefully we can work something out. I miss you so much. Hold on. I'm getting a phone call on the other phone. Hold on one second.
Oh, I'm breaking up. Breaking up. Bye. Bye.
Bye.
Also, I hate when people say there's no use crying over spilled milk because it's always the ones who spilled the milk that said that. It's like, well, it's already spilled. Yeah, but you spilled it. And if you don't want me to cry over it, then why aren't you holding a towel in your hand?
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Chapter 3: How do Wendy and Eddie's renovations impact their family dynamics?
She's like a glass, and you took the milk from the house and just left. She never got the milk. You know?
That glass wasn't even... The glass wasn't even... You actually created the milk.
You abandoned the milk.
No one said there needed to be milk, and then you made the milk. And then you're like, oh, wow, whoops, I spilled it. Oh, well.
Yeah, I have to say, watching this, I can understand where Wendy's coming from. Because she lost her stepfather. You know, we know that. And I can understand her wanting her kids to meet her dad and wanting to have a relationship with her dad. I think that that's a totally understandable and relatable thing. However, fuck that dad. He abandoned you. He didn't do shit.
And then he didn't even come meet you and your grandkids. So what the fuck are you doing? It's hard to support this. I mean, I'm kind of her teen mom.
Yeah. And he gets to do the easiest thing, which is to smile and be like, oh my God, I miss you. And I know I appreciate her very mature take, which is like, look, I know my dad has his limitations. Like he's never going to be the dad that I want him to be, but I can at least like, I'll just meet him where he is.
And I'll just try to have a nice relationship with him, even though he's always going to like flake or he'll always say these nice things and he's never going to follow through. And she's decided that she's just going to make that work. And that's fine. I totally support that.
If she decides that that's what she wants, because it's more important for her to have this relationship in her family, knowing that she's compartmentalized. Not compartmentalized, but she's accepted that this person will never follow through on their promises. That's fine. But this guy, it doesn't mean we have to accept it. And I think for this guy, just to be like, oh, I'm just going to smile.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of Wendy's relationship with her father?
what is going on on this? Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense. And nothing is interesting, interesting enough to make sense because all the houses that we ever see them in are these generic, like they all look like the same thing. It looks, it reminds me of when I was like, it reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah.
When I had, when I got my, my parents got me a camcorder when I was in ninth grade, I started making little movies and I'd be like, scene one was going to be at the office. And it'd be like in the living room from one angle. It's like now it's, I'm at the town hall and it's just like the living room from a different angle. It's like, you're still in the living room.
It's like blatantly still in the living room, but because I turned the camera around and showed a different wall, it was like a whole different location. And that's what all these houses look like to me. They just look like the same generic house.
But I just, the only way I can tell the difference is that the one that Kierna was staying in by herself that she's so proud of had the panoramic view of the highway. That's the only way I can tell the difference. Yeah.
So, yeah, I thought they were the same place. I couldn't even tell them apart. I thought, oh, so he's moving into her house. And then I didn't notice like the wacky chandelier that she has, like the big ball chandelier. So I was like, oh, OK, I guess it's Greg's. I don't know. Either way, you know that they're good together because their taste is very like basic. Yeah.
box store it's like yeah it's like z gallery so kieran is like so this is my second time moving in with greg like clearly we're after a better start because he helped me move in with the boxes this time and we see footage of last year when she moved in and he just sat there while she brought in all the boxes and like oh this year the big remarkable thing is that he actually stood up and brought boxes in like we're gonna give a trophy to this guy for doing like the base level thing that any human should do for someone who's actually moving into this are you ever gonna consider being with somebody
Man or woman who doesn't help you move into their house. Like, that's crazy. Like, who sat there and watched you move in boxes. Wow. I forgot about that. That was sad. So she's like, oh, the other one's heavy. You need to use a trolley. No. So she says that her mom wasn't on board with this, but they're two adults and they know what's best for them.
And whether it's his house or a condo that she pretended to buy and then pretended that he bought, but apparently nobody bought and isn't even really a thing. I mean, what the hell? So, you know, people around them have to respect that. You are a liar. OK, you're lying constantly on TV. Now go yell at Stacey about being a liar more, please. You guys are such hypocrites on the show. I can't.
So Greg's like, well, let's talk about the plans. I know you've been an independent lady for a while. When you bought her condo, I was talking about.
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Chapter 5: How does Susan react to Wendy's decision to contact her father?
And for me, it's like the ring symbolizes the next step. And I just feel like you have to love and understand and be rooted in that. And the ring is like the cherry on top.
It's like, um... None of this makes sense. You were just like so much better than Greg. Look, Kiana kind of sucks on this show. Let's be honest. We all agree. Kiana kind of sucks. But even her sucking is still much better than Greg, you know? At this point, I don't even know.
Because at this point, like have some self-respect. I mean, your storyline was, I'm going to move out because Greg won't give me a ring. I can't believe I moved in with him without getting a ring. So now I'm going to move out. I'm going to do this by myself. I'm going to buy this place by myself. Oh, whoops. No, Greg bought it.
Okay, and now I still don't get what I need in this relationship, so now I'm just going to give him what he wants and move back into his house so he doesn't have to pay for that.
What are you doing over there? We're trying to root for you, ma'am.
Yeah, yeah. So they're making some banter and he's like, all right, babe, I got you a nice gift. You know, it's like a little move in gift, you know, like, you know, like Mr. Biggs from the show, except you got Mr. Diggs. And she goes, oh yeah. And he's like, you know what the D stands for, right? And she's like, no. Um, so he's like, okay, here's the gift. So he's like, I tried to disguise it.
So that's why it's in this big Brown box. Isn't a giant Brown cardboard box. Like the kind you get from Staples. I was like, wow, this master of romance over here.
Yeah, real Cyrano. So he gets her a box, and inside he's just pretending that they're moving, but it's really flowers. And it's flowers, some roses. And he's like, because I know red roses are your favorite. Basic.
You are so basic. I know.
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