Tia

It's not too bad.

She's like, oh, do you feel like my kids remembered you from last year?

I was like, look, there's my bitch hat sister.

Yeah.

And Tia's like, I remember my mom calling us into the room saying, your brother and sister are coming around.

And I was like, huh?

And Amira's like, brother and sister?

She's like, yes, apparently I had seen her when she was born.

But then I came home and told my mom and I saw a baby today.

And you know, my mom's a lady.

So, I mean, she's better than me.

I would have burnt the whole house down.

So they order some food and Tia's, uh, they're just joking about it.

Like, Oh, she's like, I'd be the big sister with the alcohol.

Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.

And, uh, she tells us, um, my company, DDR Sotheby's, sponsors an all women's polo team, which is quite special.

And I thought, like, why not do a polo event?

In Nigeria, my cousin played polo, and I like to wear a polo shirt every now and then, and it was a major part of my social scene, and it's still there, and it's still, like, a massive thing to do, so you have to, like, you know, you know, like, you have proper, serious polo players then.

I wasn't one of them, of course.

hear that um like you haven't been totally honest about like your polo skills of course be like uh excuse me ma'am so tia's like hey guys i just want to say thank you for coming you'll meet a lot of my colleagues and my clients future former clients which is why i was like i cannot afford to have some nonsense going on i'm like so you invite ashley but not stacy i mean i understand tia and stacy don't get along but like let's be honest