Tia

You know, I've heard so much about the lies on the web, and now I'm in the web.

I'm like Sandra Bullock in 1996, caught in the web.

And Jazzy's like, well, to be honest, I'm going to need some solid proof that my girl's a liar, okay?

Um, so they say it and, um, Tia's like, we have the opportunity to sing national anthem.

And I was like, okay, well, we've got two singers.

We've got angel.

Who's an opera trained singer, which I did not know that about angel.

And Tia's like, by the way, there's an opportunity to sing the national anthem.

Angel, I wanted to know if you would like to sing the national anthem that day.

And he's like, oh, lovely.

Well, I knew it wasn't going to be a Grammy Award performance, but it would be a performance nonetheless.

So Tia's like, well, I had my back turned to the people.

I don't know what their faces were like, and I don't know if they were singing to the song, but if they knew the words, and I don't know the words, but I'm going to learn the words because I never want to be left out of that again.

And I mean, we look beautiful, damn it, right?

Is this like an Airbnb?

So where are you going to put your stuff?

Are you just going to put it in storage?

And she's like, no, well, the house came fully furnished.

Poor thing.

She's literally having to move out.