Chapter 1: Why is Angel's WagBnB no longer available?
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, fresh off some fresh cookies that he made with his family. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?
Good. Second Christmas party of the season, baby. Second cookie party.
Well, good. And, you know, speaking of cooking, we are really excited about this because tonight on Crappy Hour, none other than Alison Roman is joining us. If you love to cook, you better join in for this one. Alison Roman is the author of several cookbooks and very personal favorite dining in. Dining in. I love nothing fancy. And she has a new one out called something from nothing.
And honestly, like recipes all kind of just slap. She is she does great work and she's going to join us for some crappy hour tonight, which is so exciting. Yes, I will be fangirling out, but I'm doing it right now. And then when we do crappy hour, I'm going to act like, yeah, I'm like totally cool. Like, like what? Like talking with like iconic cookbook authors.
Like, this is like nothing for me, guys. This is totally fine.
Totally fine. I can't wait to see you acting totally cool.
You're going to be like, so, well, Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison. It's so nice to meet you. It's like, I'm like totally cool.
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Chapter 2: What happens during the polo event hosted by Tia?
Yes, I like Brooklyn, right?
I'll play cool like this. Yeah. The only thing more exciting for me would be if I had a garden.
Hey, what's it like being on the biggest channel on the internet? YouTube.
But we're going to ask her questions about, you know, well, all sorts of questions, but I'm going to ask her about also like if you want to throw together a TV viewing party, like what kind of snacks and stuff do you want to put out for people? Things like that. So come join us. Yeah.
I mean, you never know.
Spoiler alert. Anti-spoiler alert because you wouldn't want to put out spoiled food. Am I right? Fresher alert.
Tip one from Allison Roman. Don't feed your guests like bad food. Don't feed your guests like expired food.
I'm like, oh my God, genius. But anyway, that's tonight. And that is a lot. It is live. So come join us on YouTube, Patreon, Instagram. It's simulcast to all those places. That's going to be at 530 on the West Coast. 8.30 on the East Coast, barring any sort of calamity. So that is what's happening. Then we also have our Amazon Live, and that's going to be at 4 p.m. on the East Coast, 7 p.m.
on the West Coast, 7 p.m.
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Chapter 3: How do Stacey and Kiearna attempt to resolve their issues?
on the East Coast. So it's a whole big live thing. So come join us for all of those experiences. Thank you very much.
It's a lot of going live this evening, but right now we are doing The Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, episode 11. Leases up. Giddy up.
Yes. And we open up at Tia's house and she's gathering things together and she's like, okay, Papa, do you want to help me take these items to the car? And she's just basically asking her son to bring stuff to the car because she will be hosting some sort of polo event for the ladies to go to.
Big horse season. Big horse season on Sunday nights. We've got the last horse thing they did where they watched horses run around in a circle. Today they're going to watch horses do the polo thing on Married to Medicine. We had the polo party, whatever the hell that was. Lots of horses, guys. It's big. Bravo wants you to get a horse. Salt Lake City talking about buying horses.
Everybody is into horses. Vanderpump Rules, that girl has a horse named Oreo. Huge horse season. I think Bravo this season was like, guys, guess what we're doing to close out 2025? We're talking horses. Every fucking show. Does NBCU just raise horses and they need to sell some? What's happening?
Well, I do think that NBC is the network partner for the Kentucky Derby. So that all makes sense now. But yeah, horses are like so in.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Angel's eviction on her storyline?
Horses are very on trend for Bravo. They're like big right now. Yeah. Yeah. Horses are like amazing. So, uh, yeah, she's going to be doing this, uh, this polo event thing. And, um, her brother is joining, uh, Deji.
And, uh, she tells us, um, my company, DDR Sotheby's, sponsors an all women's polo team, which is quite special. And I thought, like, why not do a polo event?
In Nigeria, my cousin played polo, and I like to wear a polo shirt every now and then, and it was a major part of my social scene, and it's still there, and it's still, like, a massive thing to do, so you have to, like, you know, you know, like, you have proper, serious polo players then. I wasn't one of them, of course.
yeah and then she's talking to her brother and she's like are you excited to meet my friends and please do not embarrass me you need to worry about your friends embarrassing you you're taking real housewives to a work event have we ever seen that yes who does that because this is like a work event because her sotheby's place or whatever a real estate place sponsors this team i would not take a bunch of housewives to a work event i mean i would because i work for watch what crappens but yeah well in general i wouldn't suggest it
yeah yeah like you know it's it's always a bit of a risk when you do that using the horses of things you never know jazelle making up lies on people bringing up shade i would love stacy as like a uh as like a polo commentator talk about horses talk about competition talk about a small ball being hit by a mallet Talk about penises. Talk about length. Talk about girth. Talk about luxury.
So, yeah. So Tia tells us that her brother lives in Long Island. And so she invited him and that they, you know, they were very close growing up. And she talks about like her family and she has one brother who's really older and they're younger, small, like they, not smaller. They're younger and smaller. No, but they, they grew up close in age. So they were very close.
Yeah. So now people are arriving and hi, hi, hi, each other on the Sprinter van. And Kieran is like, Tia, you need to lay down the law with the ladies because they do not know how to act sometimes.
And she's like, oh, but guess what? We want it to be exciting. So little shade, little shade.
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Chapter 5: How do the ladies react to Angel's situation?
Don't snatch any ponytails.
And so, you know, Ashley's like, it's so nice we're all here. Until you start shit, Ashley, you're going to start shit in about two seconds as you always do, you know? Which I mean, I guess is her job.
Yeah. She's gonna start shit with a horse. She'll be like,
hear that um like you haven't been totally honest about like your polo skills of course be like uh excuse me ma'am so tia's like hey guys i just want to say thank you for coming you'll meet a lot of my colleagues and my clients future former clients which is why i was like i cannot afford to have some nonsense going on i'm like so you invite ashley but not stacy i mean i understand tia and stacy don't get along but like let's be honest
Like, there's going to be nonsense. I was actually shocked that there wasn't more nonsense at the polo match.
Well, yeah, and I get that you're going to one job, but you're also going to that job while working another job where nonsense is your job. So to be like, hey, guys, let's have a work scene that's about no nonsense. No. What are we supposed to watch? Horses? Fucking run around? No. That's not what this show is. Horse run around lady? That's not what I want to see. No one's paying you for this.
So she, of course, didn't invite Stacey because I was kicked out of an event for the very first time in my life.
So we see a cutback to that where Stacey's like, toodle-doo.
Toodle-doo.
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Chapter 6: What are Wendy's thoughts on her father's relationship?
But if it's like, hey, there's this random wedding for a coworker that's like we have to fly to ā I don't remember where it was. Was it like in Missouri or something like that? I don't know. They had to fly to it. Texas. It was in Texas. Texas. Like my coworker who I get along with, but like, I don't know anyone who's going to be there. I don't know if I'm going to go.
Oh, you guys are going to go. Okay, cool. I'll go too. I don't think that's a crazy thought process to have.
Yeah, I don't either, but you know, it's, it's Ashley. So she's going to try and make a fight out of anything. And so Jazzy's like, well, do you think that's true? Because she told me she had to move a lot of things around in order to be there.
And now she's like, okay, okay, babe. Well, okay, you'll see. You'll see what evil Stacy is really like.
actually would you be going to this polo thing if there weren't cameras there would anybody be going anywhere on this show if there weren't cameras there no yeah exactly how many people do you think showed up to your nebulous gna branded events just because they actually wanted to go to it no people go because there's cameras that's just that's the name of the game the job yeah no one was like offering to go to your sportswear slash brain brain issues that doesn't even make sense
without their main cameras there okay so Giselle's like well no shade to the horses but I'm not really here for all of this I'm here for the food and the champagne so now we get there and it's all like old white guys
And they're kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And Wendy is like, Tia, you're bringing the color. Tia brought the color, child. You brought the color. Because all these Mitch McConnells are just like, whoa, look at this.
It's a bunch of Mitch McConnells. There are a lot. Right when you think there's a shortage of kind of turtle-faced white guys, here they are.
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Chapter 7: How does Tia's real estate background influence the group dynamics?
Will there ever be a shortage? You just keep making them. So, Wendy's like, you know what? I'm going to enjoy this event because this is where Ashley's going to find the second husband. I mean, her words, not mine. But, you know, they could have been our words. I mean, it's true. Ashley is like, she has a lady boner.
She's like, wow, look at all these Mitch McConnell types.
Wow, there's a decrepit old golem. Here's my number. Nothing turns me on like an old male waddle.
She's ready to rumble.
Is that Lindsey Graham? Yes. Lady Graham, Lady Graham.
So Giselle's like, we should, because they're going to sing the Black, well, they're going to sing the National Anthem. So Giselle's like, we should sing the Black National Anthem. Can we do that?
And Ashley's like, is there a Black National Anthem?
Ashley asked that?
It's in the notes. Wow. Uh, no, I know. I'm just saying that's, that's just, that's wild.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on this episode's events and cliffhangers?
She's like, You know, I guess I would have known that if we had taken the time to get to know Angel. So I apologize, Angel.
Yeah, Ben, take some time to get to know Angel and you would know she's like a very mediocre opera singer. Her voice sounded nice, but it did not sound like a trained opera singer voice, you know?
Jesse Ab Norman. That's what it is. it was very um yeah it was it was very um airy i don't know how to say it going through my opera singers i'm like renee lots of fleming in the throat okay running dry angel parv shut the up d pop our naughty carol no finesse i'm out i don't really know that man this is this is a tough area for us
We're not the most intelligent gays. We're not like glitterati gays where we know opera singers and stuff. That is a shame, though.
Wouldn't it be great to know opera singers?
My favorite opera performance of all time was when Parvati... Why am I...
is you know that girl from survivor yes she ruined how i say her stupid name ruined my pronunciation so anyway um it also ruined parvati cheese and she's really messed with my head that lady but my favorite opera performance was when um pavarotti got sick and couldn't perform at the grandies the grandies the grammys what's wrong with me i'm not stoned
And Aretha was there and like, I can do Nessun Dorma. I'll do it. And they're like, really? You don't need rehearsal or anything? She's like, no, I know it. And she came out there. I still have it on my iTunes. It was amazing. I'll still cry. I will still cry.
You know, Placido Domingo's like daughter. I think it was his daughter. I was still crying.
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