Whitney Cummings

A big skater. And so there's something about like when people don't even know they're doing it. When you're like a little bit famous, it like intoxicates them, whatever. Every guy I've dated in the past 10 years, they're a lawyer. They're a doctor. We start dating. They want to start a podcast. They stand up and it's just sort of like. Gross.

was that because we, but there must be something in the back of their mind. So John Mayer once was saying, I was like, why do you only date famous women? You know what I mean? I was like giving him shit about it. Because a woman that's not famous wants to be famous if they, that's why so many famous guys date bottle service girls. Because they already have, they already have to come talk to you.

was that because we, but there must be something in the back of their mind. So John Mayer once was saying, I was like, why do you only date famous women? You know what I mean? I was like giving him shit about it. Because a woman that's not famous wants to be famous if they, that's why so many famous guys date bottle service girls. Because they already have, they already have to come talk to you.

was that because we, but there must be something in the back of their mind. So John Mayer once was saying, I was like, why do you only date famous women? You know what I mean? I was like giving him shit about it. Because a woman that's not famous wants to be famous if they, that's why so many famous guys date bottle service girls. Because they already have, they already have to come talk to you.

Like they're not seeking you out in the club. You never hook up with just the girl who's like, hey, oh, oh, hey, hi, that's John.

Like they're not seeking you out in the club. You never hook up with just the girl who's like, hey, oh, oh, hey, hi, that's John.

Like they're not seeking you out in the club. You never hook up with just the girl who's like, hey, oh, oh, hey, hi, that's John.

But Leonardo DiCaprio is so famous. You know what I mean? So he basically just every year is like, what is he going to get on a hinge? Right. He just has to go to the Victoria's Secret fashion show and be like her. Like that's his dating app.

But Leonardo DiCaprio is so famous. You know what I mean? So he basically just every year is like, what is he going to get on a hinge? Right. He just has to go to the Victoria's Secret fashion show and be like her. Like that's his dating app.

But Leonardo DiCaprio is so famous. You know what I mean? So he basically just every year is like, what is he going to get on a hinge? Right. He just has to go to the Victoria's Secret fashion show and be like her. Like that's his dating app.

He was toxic. He gaslit. Yes. I feel like the Victoria's Secret models know the deal.

He was toxic. He gaslit. Yes. I feel like the Victoria's Secret models know the deal.

He was toxic. He gaslit. Yes. I feel like the Victoria's Secret models know the deal.

And they're like, I get to date Leonardo DiCaprio for two years. No one gets hurt.

And they're like, I get to date Leonardo DiCaprio for two years. No one gets hurt.

And they're like, I get to date Leonardo DiCaprio for two years. No one gets hurt.

Good point. Good point. I don't know.

Good point. Good point. I don't know.

Good point. Good point. I don't know.

Every now and then.