Whitney Cummings

I don't think you would have put that on your nipple if you didn't plan to reveal it.

Isn't that kind of wild? That just blows my mind, the idea of planning. We're so bad at that as comics.

Isn't that kind of wild? That just blows my mind, the idea of planning. We're so bad at that as comics.

Isn't that kind of wild? That just blows my mind, the idea of planning. We're so bad at that as comics.

I kind of tried to, but then I remembered that I'm wearing a bra that has stains on it.

I kind of tried to, but then I remembered that I'm wearing a bra that has stains on it.

I kind of tried to, but then I remembered that I'm wearing a bra that has stains on it.

No, that's just from me doing laundry and not knowing what I'm doing. All right. Not giving a shit. You do laundry in the city? I mix my whites and my blacks. I'm very progressive. Wow. Easy. I did not do laundry in the city, no. Back at my house.

No, that's just from me doing laundry and not knowing what I'm doing. All right. Not giving a shit. You do laundry in the city? I mix my whites and my blacks. I'm very progressive. Wow. Easy. I did not do laundry in the city, no. Back at my house.

No, that's just from me doing laundry and not knowing what I'm doing. All right. Not giving a shit. You do laundry in the city? I mix my whites and my blacks. I'm very progressive. Wow. Easy. I did not do laundry in the city, no. Back at my house.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

Yeah, but if you do the eye pullback. Did you do that? No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, then you're good. My comedy career didn't start sooner. But I am literally standing like this. You know what I mean?