Whitney Cummings

No, that's just from me doing laundry and not knowing what I'm doing. All right. Not giving a shit. You do laundry in the city? I mix my whites and my blacks. I'm very progressive. Wow. Easy. I did not do laundry in the city, no. Back at my house.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

I'm leaving tomorrow. I've been here for a while, though. I've been here for a while. I'm hosting the Friends game show. Oh, wow. The show Friends. Really? Yeah, there's a game show about the show Friends.

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

honestly like it's i have no joke for this but it's like at a time where everything is like dividing everybody it's like everybody oh look at that i think i yeah i saw this on instagram yeah why not congrats hey why not that's good money that's easy paycheck get in get out that's it a couple of yucks thing um but okay so what other halloween costumes i was thinking about it because i was like i do need to just come forward with the fact that i did dress as a geisha when i was 18 um

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

And when I tell you, Trudeau leveled to the waterline white paint. I mean, waterline. There are photos of me that I am saving for one of my- That's not a skin color, though.

Yeah, but if you do the eye pullback. Did you do that? No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, then you're good. My comedy career didn't start sooner. But I am literally standing like this. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but if you do the eye pullback. Did you do that? No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, then you're good. My comedy career didn't start sooner. But I am literally standing like this. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but if you do the eye pullback. Did you do that? No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, then you're good. My comedy career didn't start sooner. But I am literally standing like this. You know what I mean?

Stop it. He's dressed as a lady. That is not a transphobic costume to dress as a woman.

Stop it. He's dressed as a lady. That is not a transphobic costume to dress as a woman.

Stop it. He's dressed as a lady. That is not a transphobic costume to dress as a woman.

Did you dress as a woman a lot?

Did you dress as a woman a lot?

Did you dress as a woman a lot?

We did that in high school. What's the logic?