Whitney Cummings

I know, but it doesn't matter. You're tall.

There's a whole thing about a friend of mine used to be like a security person at nightclubs. And they hire women a lot of times to run nightclubs to deal with short men. Because if there's a... I'm dead serious. If there's a bouncer, like they get super aggro. They're like, you know, small dogs have to overcompensate. Yes, yes. Imagine being a short man.

There's a whole thing about a friend of mine used to be like a security person at nightclubs. And they hire women a lot of times to run nightclubs to deal with short men. Because if there's a... I'm dead serious. If there's a bouncer, like they get super aggro. They're like, you know, small dogs have to overcompensate. Yes, yes. Imagine being a short man.

There's a whole thing about a friend of mine used to be like a security person at nightclubs. And they hire women a lot of times to run nightclubs to deal with short men. Because if there's a... I'm dead serious. If there's a bouncer, like they get super aggro. They're like, you know, small dogs have to overcompensate. Yes, yes. Imagine being a short man.

You're just like instantly, like you're like not a provider. Whoa. Like that's why so many short men.

You're just like instantly, like you're like not a provider. Whoa. Like that's why so many short men.

You're just like instantly, like you're like not a provider. Whoa. Like that's why so many short men.

I feel like short men, that's why.

I feel like short men, that's why.

I feel like short men, that's why.

That with women, because you don't see a really hot chick with a short guy. What's the first thing you think?

That with women, because you don't see a really hot chick with a short guy. What's the first thing you think?

That with women, because you don't see a really hot chick with a short guy. What's the first thing you think?

Right. It's like every million dollars adds an inch of height. Oh, I feel like that's my like general math on that. That makes sense. That makes sense. I have like compassion for the short kings out there.

Right. It's like every million dollars adds an inch of height. Oh, I feel like that's my like general math on that. That makes sense. That makes sense. I have like compassion for the short kings out there.

Right. It's like every million dollars adds an inch of height. Oh, I feel like that's my like general math on that. That makes sense. That makes sense. I have like compassion for the short kings out there.

I dated a shorter guy than me, but he was very successful in his field. And like, I didn't really think about it.

I dated a shorter guy than me, but he was very successful in his field. And like, I didn't really think about it.

I dated a shorter guy than me, but he was very successful in his field. And like, I didn't really think about it.

It prepared me for having a baby. I don't want to talk him to sleep, be breastfed. Why did it end? I was so in awe of what he did for a living. I'll tell you why that ended in a second. Mission Impossible, Ghost Protocol.