Whitney Cummings

If you're going to do that, the movies have to be flawless. I guess that's my point. If you're going to marry your daughter, you've got to be Cuban.

Something's just fishy about that guy. Well, obviously.

Something's just fishy about that guy. Well, obviously.

Something's just fishy about that guy. Well, obviously.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

When your ex-wife makes a documentary about you, take a good hard look. I'm not saying any of it's true. I don't know. How would I know?

When your ex-wife makes a documentary about you, take a good hard look. I'm not saying any of it's true. I don't know. How would I know?

When your ex-wife makes a documentary about you, take a good hard look. I'm not saying any of it's true. I don't know. How would I know?

Of course. They both lie for a living.

Of course. They both lie for a living.

Of course. They both lie for a living.

They're both professionals. They win awards for pretending.

They're both professionals. They win awards for pretending.

They're both professionals. They win awards for pretending.

Oh, I could do this all day long with everyone, by the way. Yes. We just happen to be talking about Woody Allen.

Oh, I could do this all day long with everyone, by the way. Yes. We just happen to be talking about Woody Allen.

Oh, I could do this all day long with everyone, by the way. Yes. We just happen to be talking about Woody Allen.

Throw me anybody. Throw me anybody and I'll do this.