Whitney Cummings

But also, it's like if it got a big laugh, whoever that person was, people are so unused to them being funny.

Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean?

No one saw that coming. Angelica Houston, one time I saw her on a plane and she was sitting next to someone who was like a handler or something. I have like Tourette's. I'm just saying people's secrets. And the...

No one saw that coming. Angelica Houston, one time I saw her on a plane and she was sitting next to someone who was like a handler or something. I have like Tourette's. I'm just saying people's secrets. And the...

No one saw that coming. Angelica Houston, one time I saw her on a plane and she was sitting next to someone who was like a handler or something. I have like Tourette's. I'm just saying people's secrets. And the...

stewardess brought her food and then she was like thank you so much this is i mean she's angelica houston yeah right i'm like staring at everything she's doing and then the person next to her took the food got up and said this is not what she ordered oh and i was like sick you have someone who's a bitch for you yeah that's smart you never have to be a bitch to anybody great call she was so nice and then someone went this is not what you fucking ordered we like did the thing ahead of time she has a dietary thing that's genius genius

stewardess brought her food and then she was like thank you so much this is i mean she's angelica houston yeah right i'm like staring at everything she's doing and then the person next to her took the food got up and said this is not what she ordered oh and i was like sick you have someone who's a bitch for you yeah that's smart you never have to be a bitch to anybody great call she was so nice and then someone went this is not what you fucking ordered we like did the thing ahead of time she has a dietary thing that's genius genius

stewardess brought her food and then she was like thank you so much this is i mean she's angelica houston yeah right i'm like staring at everything she's doing and then the person next to her took the food got up and said this is not what she ordered oh and i was like sick you have someone who's a bitch for you yeah that's smart you never have to be a bitch to anybody great call she was so nice and then someone went this is not what you fucking ordered we like did the thing ahead of time she has a dietary thing that's genius genius

Right. I'm not going to say my pet peeve. Say it. I don't like it to be gendered. The only thing my guy and I fight about.

Right. I'm not going to say my pet peeve. Say it. I don't like it to be gendered. The only thing my guy and I fight about.

Right. I'm not going to say my pet peeve. Say it. I don't like it to be gendered. The only thing my guy and I fight about.

It's not even a fight. It's not even a fight. I'm so in love with him. I have no notes.

It's not even a fight. It's not even a fight. I'm so in love with him. I have no notes.

It's not even a fight. It's not even a fight. I'm so in love with him. I have no notes.

What? Please. I love them. Why the backing, the needing to find the perfect parking spot. It's just like and backing into the space.

What? Please. I love them. Why the backing, the needing to find the perfect parking spot. It's just like and backing into the space.

What? Please. I love them. Why the backing, the needing to find the perfect parking spot. It's just like and backing into the space.

You're not saving time.