Whitney

They can just keep ordering more plates.

They can just keep ordering more plates.

You are not in control. You are really trapped.

You are not in control. You are really trapped.

You are not in control. You are really trapped.

You know what? I hate to agree, but I do. Okay. Wow. If you are going with the gender rules, which I do, I don't think a woman should ever pay or split past 30 years old. I think that's ridiculous. A guy split the check, I'm like, you're a pussy. I don't like you. What are you doing? Yeah. I don't want that.

You know what? I hate to agree, but I do. Okay. Wow. If you are going with the gender rules, which I do, I don't think a woman should ever pay or split past 30 years old. I think that's ridiculous. A guy split the check, I'm like, you're a pussy. I don't like you. What are you doing? Yeah. I don't want that.

You know what? I hate to agree, but I do. Okay. Wow. If you are going with the gender rules, which I do, I don't think a woman should ever pay or split past 30 years old. I think that's ridiculous. A guy split the check, I'm like, you're a pussy. I don't like you. What are you doing? Yeah. I don't want that.

I can't even help it. It's not even a rule or anything. It's just like I lose attraction. you know what i mean because i'm like i'm spending so much money on my hair and makeup and my goddamn nails and outfits and all this that i don't want to do okay that that see that makes sense yeah he shows up scrunchy armpits split the check

I can't even help it. It's not even a rule or anything. It's just like I lose attraction. you know what i mean because i'm like i'm spending so much money on my hair and makeup and my goddamn nails and outfits and all this that i don't want to do okay that that see that makes sense yeah he shows up scrunchy armpits split the check

I can't even help it. It's not even a rule or anything. It's just like I lose attraction. you know what i mean because i'm like i'm spending so much money on my hair and makeup and my goddamn nails and outfits and all this that i don't want to do okay that that see that makes sense yeah he shows up scrunchy armpits split the check

I think don't ask a woman on a date if you can't pay for it. I'm going to get so much shit for this.

I think don't ask a woman on a date if you can't pay for it. I'm going to get so much shit for this.

I think don't ask a woman on a date if you can't pay for it. I'm going to get so much shit for this.

Or what I've always said, too, as long as it doesn't have to be a really nice restaurant, take her to tacos. I just take out the check.

Or what I've always said, too, as long as it doesn't have to be a really nice restaurant, take her to tacos. I just take out the check.

Or what I've always said, too, as long as it doesn't have to be a really nice restaurant, take her to tacos. I just take out the check.

i have such the opposite thing as you guys because like i know you guys that your whole move is like every male comic is bringing the girls to the show they're always like can i come to your show i was like absolutely not yeah yeah i invite you to my show right i feel like that's dangerous like if you don't do well like that could be bad or they don't like what you say

i have such the opposite thing as you guys because like i know you guys that your whole move is like every male comic is bringing the girls to the show they're always like can i come to your show i was like absolutely not yeah yeah i invite you to my show right i feel like that's dangerous like if you don't do well like that could be bad or they don't like what you say

i have such the opposite thing as you guys because like i know you guys that your whole move is like every male comic is bringing the girls to the show they're always like can i come to your show i was like absolutely not yeah yeah i invite you to my show right i feel like that's dangerous like if you don't do well like that could be bad or they don't like what you say