Wild Bill

And to this day, that's what I did.

And it's all worked out pretty good.

But prison in Panama isn't like prison in the first world.

Prison in Panama, if you got cash, it's pretty damn good.

And I lived really good for like nine years.

I ate food in the street every day from outside.

I ate like, you know, whatever I wanted to eat.

You know, you want McDonald's, you want pizza, you want like some home-cooked food, soup, whatever.

I just called out and they bring it to me.

I had the best job.

I was elected as inmate representative to the David public.

I stood up for the poor prisoners in...

in the prison where I was because they were so mistreated by the authorities in Panama.

Prisoners like me were treated so well and the prisoners treated so bad.

So I stood up for them and had a lawyer fight for them and do a few things and even stood up for them on the inside of the prison.

And then this chick from the Daily Mirror in Great Britain called me and asked me to do an interview with her and I was so excited about it.

And so I did this interview with her that was supposed to be about

how the poor people are being mistreated in Panama.

And she promised me that she would never show my face on camera so the Panamanian authorities wouldn't get angry with me.

And she did exactly what she promised she wouldn't do.