Will Hunsinger
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, well, he's sitting down.
I can't really tell, but maybe.
I wanna preface this first joke by saying that I do not condone police brutality.
And I fell off this obstacle course thing and severed all the tendons that connect your collarbone to your shoulder blade.
I was actually turning into my neighborhood.
Like, with his head back.
What's up, Austin, Texas?
How the hell are you?
My name is Bobby Ludlum.
That's a first to Bobby and a last to Lincoln Union, Delta, Lima, Alpha, Mary, if any of you are fucking cops out there.
I moved here from California because in California you have to suck dick for stage time.
At least that's what I thought.
Boy, was I embarrassed.
I was trying polyamory, which is Latin for lonely on Friday night.
I tried to get my girlfriend to have sex with me in the public restroom.
You know, the family restroom at the public pool.
And she said, no, what if we get caught?
And I told her, don't worry.
I'll just tell him you're my sister.