Will Hunsinger

I went to jail, and I got released on my own recognizance to prepare for trial.

And the first bit of time I was in jail was pretty uncomfortable.

I was pretty broke.

And I'd learned one of the things you could do is smuggle things back in with you to jail to make some money.

So I got released, and I decided to smuggle drugs back into jail when I went back in.

And as I was getting...

the intake process, a sergeant came out and he asked the cop who was intaking us if I'd gone through the full body scanner yet.

And he said, no, he didn't know how to use it.

And the sergeant said, well, time to learn.

And they put me through a full body scanner and the cop said, you ever been shot before?

And I thought he meant he was going to shoot me because I was filled with drugs.

And I said, no, sir.

And he said, all right, I'm calling a detective down to open a case.

And I said, why?

And he said, what's inside of you?

And I almost went, drugs.

And he said, you got a bullet in the back of your right kneecap.

Did you know that?

And I went, what?

And he went, have you ever been shot?