Will Sasso

I have ranted about this many, many times while Brian will attest to this.

I don't know if it's some sort of reptilian part of your brain saying, I claim this DC-10 in the name of Adam Carolla.

Is there just really some part of you that says, I'm going to claim this MD-80?

It must be some sort of primordial, primeval kind of weird part because...

I mean, territory.

Well, I first off, I have a policy and the airline has, you know, 200 million policies.

Let's just add one more.

Do your shitting on terra firma.

You know what I mean?

Hit do it on the ground.

I do it.

Here's the deal.

Before I get on an airplane, if it's going to be more than a couple hours flight, I hit the bathroom that's in the airport.

A, I know I'll be more comfortable.

B, I know I'm not going to do any damage.

And we're in a cigar tube going 500 miles an hour.

We're all breathing recirculated air.

No one wants the ace man's recirculated ass.

So I always hit the bathroom.

And every once in a while, I meet a senator from Minnesota.