Dana Gould + Will Sasso (Carolla Classics)

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Superfan Giovanni 0:15
Welcome to Cruel Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Carolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Cruel Classics, which you can find exclusively through Podcast 1. Plus. Sign up and get access to the ad-free archives. You can also get access to the ad-free archives of The Adam Carolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as exclusive access to the brand-new podcast, Beat It Out, through Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Check it out and sign up. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcarolla.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Kroll Show 1316 with the great Dana Gould, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2014.
Superfan Giovanni 0:52
Sklar Bros for life.
Unknown 0:57
We are back and we are joined by two lovely gentlemen. How you doing? Randy and Jason Sklar.

How do Superfan Giovanni and the guests introduce themselves?

Will Sasso 1:04
That was very funny. But knock it off. Sorry. Knock it off. Knock it off. Will you please stop smacking? I was teaching my daughter how to... My youngest daughter, she was riding on a scooter and she fell down as a car was driving by and they looked at me as she was down on the ground and through the window, didn't really roll down the window, looked at me as if to – and pointed down like, help her up.
Unknown 1:30
Right.
Will Sasso 1:31
And then they were like driving away and I was like, yeah, because we don't want to teach her how to help herself up as they're driving away and I couldn't say anything. I just looked like the guy who didn't help my daughter up.
Unknown 1:39
No. You have how many children? I have two girls. Two girls.
Will Sasso 1:43
Ages? Seven and nine. Two girls, and I have a son who's five and a daughter who's four months old.
Unknown 1:49
Oh, the four-month-old. That's not even a kid.
Will Sasso 1:50
No, it's not a kid. That's not a kid. Four-month-old girl.
Unknown 1:52
That's like a brisket that cries.
Will Sasso 1:54
It is. It is exactly like that. Slightly tasty. Because she's a Jew. It's a brisket. See, I know what I'm doing. She's juicy. No, she's a nice girl. I do think it. Jay, I found out the sex of my kids before literally as early as we could. You did because you ordered them. You ordered yours, right? I found out the sex of mine.
Unknown 2:13
I can't condone that.
Will Sasso 2:15
No, no.
Unknown 2:15
Well, they're going to hear this one day. Then they will. No, my children were born in my heart. There you go. But did you want daughters in your heart? Yeah, because I'm such a homo about sports. I know you guys are on ESPN. You have your sports show. Yeah, yeah. But first and foremost, let's get to the plug right out of the gate.
Will Sasso 2:38
You want to plug right out the gate? Let's hit it right away.
Unknown 2:41
See, I'm going to do this episode the way I do my podcast. I'm going to get the plugs right out of the way, then we're going to record the show, and then I'm going to edit it over the course of seven weeks.
Will Sasso 2:52
I can't hear anything in my microphone. Okay, good.

What parenting anecdotes are shared during the conversation?

Will Sasso 2:54
That's great.
Unknown 2:55
You have a new special called What Are We Talking About available now on iTunes.
Will Sasso 2:59
Yeah, iTunes and streaming on Netflix. Very excited. It's our first hour. It's really like 70 minutes.
Unknown 3:06
That's an hour 10.
Will Sasso 3:07
Yeah. Technically, yes. It's an hour 10.
Unknown 3:10
State school, but still. Yeah. And where'd you record that, bad boy?
Will Sasso 3:13
Madison, Wisconsin at the Majestic Theater.
Unknown 3:15
Oh, gorgeous.
Will Sasso 3:16
Great town, Madison, Wisconsin. Of course. For stand-up comedy.
Unknown 3:19
Not a college town, but still.
Will Sasso 3:20
Not really. No, but it was okay. Yeah, it's not a college town nor a capital town. A lot of people don't know that. You guys are from Missouri, though, right? We're from St. Louis. That's right. Madison was great. It was cold. The heartland. It was cold. You know, a lot of people talk about the two of us. They say that they don't think of us as cold weather comics. But we proved them wrong. We did. We went with this. We fought hard. We fought hard, and we showed that we could actually perform well. And hopefully that'll open up the possibilities of doing a Canadian tour. Which we don't know. We don't know. But we'll see.
Unknown 3:48
You can do the Canadian tour if all of the money you make goes to Dave Foley's ex-wife.

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