Will Sasso
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Do whatever you want to do.
I'll be out back.
That song was top ten, right?
Yeah, it was weird.
Just get a fat ass for, like, no money.
Yeah, it's like going, hey, I'm making a porn movie.
I'm going to paint that guy black and add some prosthetics to his penis in there.
Or we could just go down to the Home Depot and get a black dude with a huge cock to do it for half the price.
I was reading your list of impressions here, and there's the usual suspects, which is good.
But Randy Newman, I haven't heard Randy Newman.
I'd be curious to hear what Randy Newman might sound like.
Short people.
But then how are you going to do Dwayne the Rock Johnson as a retard?
I mean, that's the thing.
I don't know.
I don't even remember doing Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Well, I don't know if you saw Fast Five as many times as I did, but that man used a lot of arm butter.
He was just fucking greased up.