Will Sasso

Like, you're adolescent, hitting puberty in high school and all that.

It's like some kind of weird opposite sex bad dream that we all wake up from at some point and realize, why didn't we just punch that giant vagina in the mouth?

Yes.

Or that... Why didn't we just climb that giant penis-shaped stalk, you know?

But...

You realize, like, oh, see, Dana, if you put your 40-something-year-old brain into a young Dana Gould's head as a freshman or sophomore in high school, just think of the damage you could do.

And not because of your vocabulary, but just because you know so much and your confidence is so high.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Right.

Ask them about themselves.

And listen.

You get nervous.

You try to fill the gaps and the voids and the lulls with more gibberish.

And next thing you know, it's a runaway mouth.

How do you, instead of just being like, hey, I like your blouse.

or something like that.

I don't know how you can... Brian has a suggestion.

Hey, Brody, is there someone in particular you're thinking of?