Will Schofield

And for their good players, it'll be like Zach Merritt, strength, ball-winning ability, contested ball, clearances, and his weakness is he's selfish, loves getting the pill, doesn't pass to his teammates, blah, blah, blah.

It's very footy-related.

They go down the list and I can only imagine what happened.

They get all the players in the room and like, you know, you're going through 25 players.

So at about player 18, you're getting a bit bored and you start making things up.

And they got to Jackson Pryor and Jackson used to play at Brisbane and

So they're doing Essendon, who now plays at Essendon.

And they get to Jackson Pryor, their former teammate, and they go strengths.

Also, they go weaknesses, shit kick, shit bloke.

Fucking, you know, those are the three.

Shit kick, shit bloke, and blah.

They're clearly having a laugh.

They all know.

They're all living.

Strengths, there's none.

And then...

Halfway down, it lists his partner's name.

I can't remember exactly what it was, but like, as a strength for Jack O'Brien as a footballer, it's his missus.

I think...

I think that, you know, if you know someone, you boys have been in WhatsApp, but, you know, if you know someone personally and you're just like, mate, you're this, you're this footballer, at least you missed a good shot.