Will Sommer

We're moving on from the conspiracy theories.

Candace Owen says, you know, they were really interested in the intel I offered.

So clearly, you know, she's trying to subsume them into the Candace Intelligence Agency.

You know, I feel like the bee cult and the trapdoor, and you got into this in your bulwark takes, you unearthed a lot of classics that I had forgotten.

I mean, for me, the craziest has been that she still says she's being hunted by a multinational team of assassins, yet she's willing to go hang out with Theo Vaughn at, of all things, Tucker Carlson's nicotine pouch party.

Well, those French guys, they're probably smoking cigarettes.

They're sticking out like sore thumbs.

They're not packing the lip.

Candace is safe.

Yeah, I mean, he was obviously an early adopter of the sort of the Zen style nicotine pouch.

I remember the Nelk boys on YouTube gave him a Zen pouch the size of a car.

They airlifted it and he was so excited.

And I think he clearly decided to get his beak wet on this business himself.

Well, you know, I think they've been laying low since the big kind of the private jet incident.

Obviously, he famously took it to go see her sing at a took to the jet to see her sing at a wrestling match in Pennsylvania and then took her home to Nashville.

And then after that, you know, I started looking at the jet stuff.

And I mean, there were like a lot of jet trips.

And now the FBI director has to travel by jet.

That's the rule by a private jet.

But, you know, it was a lot of trips and real quick ones, too, to Nashville.