Will

So they put it on for me. I'm watching. Then I guess the guys at the table next to us, which is this big group of like... ne'er-do-wells uh they asked were they ne'er-do-wells I don't even remember what they were they were just like like fat old dads okay and uh And they asked to put on the NASCAR race again, I guess. So then their waiter then switched it back to the NASCAR race.

And I was like, I just changed it. And when it switches to the net, and they weren't watching the NASCAR race at all. They just saw that I'd put the Mets game on. Hey, Will, one second.

And I was like, I just changed it. And when it switches to the net, and they weren't watching the NASCAR race at all. They just saw that I'd put the Mets game on. Hey, Will, one second.

And I was like, I just changed it. And when it switches to the net, and they weren't watching the NASCAR race at all. They just saw that I'd put the Mets game on. Hey, Will, one second.

What did he say?

What did he say?

What did he say?

He's trying to watch NASCAR. He's driving around the track.

He's trying to watch NASCAR. He's driving around the track.

He's trying to watch NASCAR. He's driving around the track.

And I was there, so this story's more for you.

And I was there, so this story's more for you.

And I was there, so this story's more for you.

What were you texting? Were you on IG Reels? No. Were you texting Simone?

What were you texting? Were you on IG Reels? No. Were you texting Simone?

What were you texting? Were you on IG Reels? No. Were you texting Simone?

Who's Simone? She won't talk about it on the pod, but... Continue. Glad he kept your cool there, Lord. There's a guy named Simon?

Who's Simone? She won't talk about it on the pod, but... Continue. Glad he kept your cool there, Lord. There's a guy named Simon?

Who's Simone? She won't talk about it on the pod, but... Continue. Glad he kept your cool there, Lord. There's a guy named Simon?

That's now way more interesting than my story. No, this is a great story, Lauren. Just listen. I am.