Will
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That's now way more interesting than my story. No, this is a great story, Lauren. Just listen. I am.
That's now way more interesting than my story. No, this is a great story, Lauren. Just listen. I am.
So I put the Mets game on, and these guys who aren't even watching the NASCAR immediately are like, can we switch it back to NASCAR? And they're a waiter. And the moment it switches back to the NASCAR, they all go like, yeah, yeah. And I look over, and they're looking at me. I literally think they were just like, fuck you. We're in the South or something. And guess what they do?
So I put the Mets game on, and these guys who aren't even watching the NASCAR immediately are like, can we switch it back to NASCAR? And they're a waiter. And the moment it switches back to the NASCAR, they all go like, yeah, yeah. And I look over, and they're looking at me. I literally think they were just like, fuck you. We're in the South or something. And guess what they do?
So I put the Mets game on, and these guys who aren't even watching the NASCAR immediately are like, can we switch it back to NASCAR? And they're a waiter. And the moment it switches back to the NASCAR, they all go like, yeah, yeah. And I look over, and they're looking at me. I literally think they were just like, fuck you. We're in the South or something. And guess what they do?
Just to rub it in, they just all get up and leave. They switch back to the NASCAR and go, woo! And they all get up and walk out. Yeah. And our waiter came over and I was like, what just happened? He was like, I honestly think they were just trying to fuck with you. And so he put the Mets game back on. It was also our waiter's third shift. Yeah.
Just to rub it in, they just all get up and leave. They switch back to the NASCAR and go, woo! And they all get up and walk out. Yeah. And our waiter came over and I was like, what just happened? He was like, I honestly think they were just trying to fuck with you. And so he put the Mets game back on. It was also our waiter's third shift. Yeah.
Just to rub it in, they just all get up and leave. They switch back to the NASCAR and go, woo! And they all get up and walk out. Yeah. And our waiter came over and I was like, what just happened? He was like, I honestly think they were just trying to fuck with you. And so he put the Mets game back on. It was also our waiter's third shift. Yeah.
And he was like... I wouldn't have known that he... Yeah, he did a great job. He did a great job. He was nervous. He kept being like, it's my third day. I don't know if they have to change it. And like... I just put it on. It was such a dick move. They literally just did that to fuck with me. I don't even know why. Why is watching baseball dumb? I think that they were in Pinehurst, North Carolina.
And he was like... I wouldn't have known that he... Yeah, he did a great job. He did a great job. He was nervous. He kept being like, it's my third day. I don't know if they have to change it. And like... I just put it on. It was such a dick move. They literally just did that to fuck with me. I don't even know why. Why is watching baseball dumb? I think that they were in Pinehurst, North Carolina.
And he was like... I wouldn't have known that he... Yeah, he did a great job. He did a great job. He was nervous. He kept being like, it's my third day. I don't know if they have to change it. And like... I just put it on. It was such a dick move. They literally just did that to fuck with me. I don't even know why. Why is watching baseball dumb? I think that they were in Pinehurst, North Carolina.
We can't watch a Mets game. I think that you represent everything that they despise down there. They don't even know that, though. As far as they know, you're from the big city. I was wearing a Tigers hat.
We can't watch a Mets game. I think that you represent everything that they despise down there. They don't even know that, though. As far as they know, you're from the big city. I was wearing a Tigers hat.
We can't watch a Mets game. I think that you represent everything that they despise down there. They don't even know that, though. As far as they know, you're from the big city. I was wearing a Tigers hat.
The Braves? The Braves, yeah. 98 Braves. That's the funniest song of all time. You hear that one? 98 Braves by Morgan Wallen? No. It's like, if we were a team and love was a game, we'd be the 98 Braves. And then he's got a part where he's like, I hit a long one towards the outfield, but it came up short with you. It's all baseball metaphors. It's really, it's very funny.
The Braves? The Braves, yeah. 98 Braves. That's the funniest song of all time. You hear that one? 98 Braves by Morgan Wallen? No. It's like, if we were a team and love was a game, we'd be the 98 Braves. And then he's got a part where he's like, I hit a long one towards the outfield, but it came up short with you. It's all baseball metaphors. It's really, it's very funny.
The Braves? The Braves, yeah. 98 Braves. That's the funniest song of all time. You hear that one? 98 Braves by Morgan Wallen? No. It's like, if we were a team and love was a game, we'd be the 98 Braves. And then he's got a part where he's like, I hit a long one towards the outfield, but it came up short with you. It's all baseball metaphors. It's really, it's very funny.
Anyway, there was like one more, he had to fill like one more slot on the album and They're at a baseball game. He's like, I'm... It literally is like, you struck me out with your heart and I got on first and stole second and we made it to third base. I stole third. I'm like, what does that mean? That doesn't sound good. Forced third. Anyway, the... Stop. Why do you go on your phone?
Anyway, there was like one more, he had to fill like one more slot on the album and They're at a baseball game. He's like, I'm... It literally is like, you struck me out with your heart and I got on first and stole second and we made it to third base. I stole third. I'm like, what does that mean? That doesn't sound good. Forced third. Anyway, the... Stop. Why do you go on your phone?
Anyway, there was like one more, he had to fill like one more slot on the album and They're at a baseball game. He's like, I'm... It literally is like, you struck me out with your heart and I got on first and stole second and we made it to third base. I stole third. I'm like, what does that mean? That doesn't sound good. Forced third. Anyway, the... Stop. Why do you go on your phone?