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For like a half second?

For like a half second?

For like a half second?

Summer is here.

Summer is here.

Summer is here.

Well, summer's coming, motherfuckers. Summer's right around the corner. These are the hottest speech games of 2025. Have you ever played seagulls? You swarm other beach goers, eat all their food, and then poop on their blankets. Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style... You got... I have the exact same... Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style trenches...

Well, summer's coming, motherfuckers. Summer's right around the corner. These are the hottest speech games of 2025. Have you ever played seagulls? You swarm other beach goers, eat all their food, and then poop on their blankets. Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style... You got... I have the exact same... Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style trenches...

Well, summer's coming, motherfuckers. Summer's right around the corner. These are the hottest speech games of 2025. Have you ever played seagulls? You swarm other beach goers, eat all their food, and then poop on their blankets. Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style... You got... I have the exact same... Trench warfare. You dig two World War I style trenches...

like 30 feet apart from each other, and you each have an assortment of colored balls. Your goal is to get the balls into the other person's trench without them stopping you. If you're out of the trench and you get hit with the ball, you're out. So it's like dodgeball combined with trench shit. Sick. I love it. When I was a kid, we used to play cousins and uncles. Crunkles.

like 30 feet apart from each other, and you each have an assortment of colored balls. Your goal is to get the balls into the other person's trench without them stopping you. If you're out of the trench and you get hit with the ball, you're out. So it's like dodgeball combined with trench shit. Sick. I love it. When I was a kid, we used to play cousins and uncles. Crunkles.

like 30 feet apart from each other, and you each have an assortment of colored balls. Your goal is to get the balls into the other person's trench without them stopping you. If you're out of the trench and you get hit with the ball, you're out. So it's like dodgeball combined with trench shit. Sick. I love it. When I was a kid, we used to play cousins and uncles. Crunkles.

Where you go up to other groups and you see how long you can convince them that you were actually part of this beach trip and you're their cousin or uncle. I think that would work. Landmine. You all dig yourselves holes and completely cover yourselves where just your mouth is out. And then someone has to walk around.

Where you go up to other groups and you see how long you can convince them that you were actually part of this beach trip and you're their cousin or uncle. I think that would work. Landmine. You all dig yourselves holes and completely cover yourselves where just your mouth is out. And then someone has to walk around.

Where you go up to other groups and you see how long you can convince them that you were actually part of this beach trip and you're their cousin or uncle. I think that would work. Landmine. You all dig yourselves holes and completely cover yourselves where just your mouth is out. And then someone has to walk around.

And if you can get them to get close enough to where you can grab their ankle, you win. Yeah, but if they pour beer into your mouth hole, then you lose. Kind of similar to trench warfare, I have Vietnam. You dig tunnels and you try and sneak into each other's bases. I like that. Keep it down. You get a helium balloon, and it's the opposite of keep it up. You have to keep it down.

And if you can get them to get close enough to where you can grab their ankle, you win. Yeah, but if they pour beer into your mouth hole, then you lose. Kind of similar to trench warfare, I have Vietnam. You dig tunnels and you try and sneak into each other's bases. I like that. Keep it down. You get a helium balloon, and it's the opposite of keep it up. You have to keep it down.

And if you can get them to get close enough to where you can grab their ankle, you win. Yeah, but if they pour beer into your mouth hole, then you lose. Kind of similar to trench warfare, I have Vietnam. You dig tunnels and you try and sneak into each other's bases. I like that. Keep it down. You get a helium balloon, and it's the opposite of keep it up. You have to keep it down.

Shark Bats 1. Wait, let me... This is what I wrote. Shark bite or shark attack. You get a point if you get the lifeguard to think you're getting eaten by a shark, get bitten yourself, or get it to bite one of your opponents.

Shark Bats 1. Wait, let me... This is what I wrote. Shark bite or shark attack. You get a point if you get the lifeguard to think you're getting eaten by a shark, get bitten yourself, or get it to bite one of your opponents.