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Shark Bats 1. Wait, let me... This is what I wrote. Shark bite or shark attack. You get a point if you get the lifeguard to think you're getting eaten by a shark, get bitten yourself, or get it to bite one of your opponents.

Last man sitting. This is what I'm actually excited about. When you get there, it's when the tide's coming in. You try to see... You set a time, and you're saying... Okay, sorry. Okay. When you get to the beach and the tide's coming in, you set a time and you say at this time, whoever is closest to the water without having been touched by it wins.

Last man sitting. This is what I'm actually excited about. When you get there, it's when the tide's coming in. You try to see... You set a time, and you're saying... Okay, sorry. Okay. When you get to the beach and the tide's coming in, you set a time and you say at this time, whoever is closest to the water without having been touched by it wins.

Last man sitting. This is what I'm actually excited about. When you get there, it's when the tide's coming in. You try to see... You set a time, and you're saying... Okay, sorry. Okay. When you get to the beach and the tide's coming in, you set a time and you say at this time, whoever is closest to the water without having been touched by it wins.

So you have to decide how close you want to put your chair and try to approximate where the tide will be at that said time. That's fantastic. That reminds me, we used to go logging. We would like sit right where the wave breaks and see who could like sit there the longest. In a chair? No, no, no. Like out in the, just like floating. Oh, got to go there.

So you have to decide how close you want to put your chair and try to approximate where the tide will be at that said time. That's fantastic. That reminds me, we used to go logging. We would like sit right where the wave breaks and see who could like sit there the longest. In a chair? No, no, no. Like out in the, just like floating. Oh, got to go there.

So you have to decide how close you want to put your chair and try to approximate where the tide will be at that said time. That's fantastic. That reminds me, we used to go logging. We would like sit right where the wave breaks and see who could like sit there the longest. In a chair? No, no, no. Like out in the, just like floating. Oh, got to go there.

sandwich sandwich two guys the bread the rest of the toppings run at them try and squish them all together hey what tomato volunteer you're just bumping into each other shoving into each other you fucking come come up with a beach game come up with a beach game and it can't be barbecue hands because that's my next one

sandwich sandwich two guys the bread the rest of the toppings run at them try and squish them all together hey what tomato volunteer you're just bumping into each other shoving into each other you fucking come come up with a beach game come up with a beach game and it can't be barbecue hands because that's my next one

sandwich sandwich two guys the bread the rest of the toppings run at them try and squish them all together hey what tomato volunteer you're just bumping into each other shoving into each other you fucking come come up with a beach game come up with a beach game and it can't be barbecue hands because that's my next one

torpedo uh you do you take the lightest friend in your group and then you try to throw them as far as you can into the ocean and but they can't swim you don't save them close to ever working that would never work it would break okay uh precision body surfing body surfing is usually about how far you can go this is about if you can hit very specific targets like you know like i feel like it'd be fun to have to try to like aim you set up like a slalom course yes yeah i like that

torpedo uh you do you take the lightest friend in your group and then you try to throw them as far as you can into the ocean and but they can't swim you don't save them close to ever working that would never work it would break okay uh precision body surfing body surfing is usually about how far you can go this is about if you can hit very specific targets like you know like i feel like it'd be fun to have to try to like aim you set up like a slalom course yes yeah i like that

torpedo uh you do you take the lightest friend in your group and then you try to throw them as far as you can into the ocean and but they can't swim you don't save them close to ever working that would never work it would break okay uh precision body surfing body surfing is usually about how far you can go this is about if you can hit very specific targets like you know like i feel like it'd be fun to have to try to like aim you set up like a slalom course yes yeah i like that

uh all right should we do rusty's song of the day arsad hit me um someone said that we should start outroing the songs with outroing the episodes with the song but i think it would just demonetize yeah probably not uh i got i don't ever i don't think i'm ever gonna figure it out by elliot smith uh

uh all right should we do rusty's song of the day arsad hit me um someone said that we should start outroing the songs with outroing the episodes with the song but i think it would just demonetize yeah probably not uh i got i don't ever i don't think i'm ever gonna figure it out by elliot smith uh

uh all right should we do rusty's song of the day arsad hit me um someone said that we should start outroing the songs with outroing the episodes with the song but i think it would just demonetize yeah probably not uh i got i don't ever i don't think i'm ever gonna figure it out by elliot smith uh

one of the he's one of the only guys that like i feel like i can like hit shuffle just on his page and i find new ones that i like all of them but i'll find every time i think i've heard them all i find a new one you don't you're doing okay elliot smith i love it this one's actually kind of happy um it's about him trying to figure out what a girl is thinking i think i found it yesterday like that i'm kidding dude it's not like that i love you man

one of the he's one of the only guys that like i feel like i can like hit shuffle just on his page and i find new ones that i like all of them but i'll find every time i think i've heard them all i find a new one you don't you're doing okay elliot smith i love it this one's actually kind of happy um it's about him trying to figure out what a girl is thinking i think i found it yesterday like that i'm kidding dude it's not like that i love you man

one of the he's one of the only guys that like i feel like i can like hit shuffle just on his page and i find new ones that i like all of them but i'll find every time i think i've heard them all i find a new one you don't you're doing okay elliot smith i love it this one's actually kind of happy um it's about him trying to figure out what a girl is thinking i think i found it yesterday like that i'm kidding dude it's not like that i love you man

all right we love you guys so much have a great rest of your monday have a great tuesday and we will see you bright and early on wednesday um what should i comment comment comment a picture of my balls someone commented on one of our tiktoks uh a screenshot i saw that sitting i was like i don't know how they even got that you can put comments or was it the one where i'm sitting like this yeah yeah that was in the someone posted in the subreddit