Will

So he goes out and in one year has like a pretty, pretty killer year. He captures 50 ships, makes like a fucking fortune and they're sailing back. He's going to go get his girl. Land is in sight. They can literally see like her house.

So he goes out and in one year has like a pretty, pretty killer year. He captures 50 ships, makes like a fucking fortune and they're sailing back. He's going to go get his girl. Land is in sight. They can literally see like her house.

uh rogue storm comes in fucking kills him and his entire crew the ship sinks um and then fast forward uh 280 years in 1980 this guy barry clifford goes down and uh and recovers some of the treasure it's the only i think it's the only like recovered pirate treasure of all time really but isn't that interesting he lost his life because of uh disapproving parents

uh rogue storm comes in fucking kills him and his entire crew the ship sinks um and then fast forward uh 280 years in 1980 this guy barry clifford goes down and uh and recovers some of the treasure it's the only i think it's the only like recovered pirate treasure of all time really but isn't that interesting he lost his life because of uh disapproving parents

uh rogue storm comes in fucking kills him and his entire crew the ship sinks um and then fast forward uh 280 years in 1980 this guy barry clifford goes down and uh and recovers some of the treasure it's the only i think it's the only like recovered pirate treasure of all time really but isn't that interesting he lost his life because of uh disapproving parents

Oh, I forgot Will has a trust fund and probably sympathizes with the parents. Because you don't want to like spoil the bloodline with like a bunch of porers. I don't buy that piracy.

Oh, I forgot Will has a trust fund and probably sympathizes with the parents. Because you don't want to like spoil the bloodline with like a bunch of porers. I don't buy that piracy.

Oh, I forgot Will has a trust fund and probably sympathizes with the parents. Because you don't want to like spoil the bloodline with like a bunch of porers. I don't buy that piracy.

Look at who you're talking to right now and tell me that I'm going to side with. I'm going to side with. I'm not expecting you on my side. All right. Wait, Will, so what you're saying is he should have just, what, he should have just like continued being like a laborer, making no money and settled for some like girl that he doesn't love?

Look at who you're talking to right now and tell me that I'm going to side with. I'm going to side with. I'm not expecting you on my side. All right. Wait, Will, so what you're saying is he should have just, what, he should have just like continued being like a laborer, making no money and settled for some like girl that he doesn't love?

Look at who you're talking to right now and tell me that I'm going to side with. I'm going to side with. I'm not expecting you on my side. All right. Wait, Will, so what you're saying is he should have just, what, he should have just like continued being like a laborer, making no money and settled for some like girl that he doesn't love?

You fucking, you rich people make me sick to my fucking stomach. He should have. He should have. Pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Well, probably, right? Yes. Impossible.

You fucking, you rich people make me sick to my fucking stomach. He should have. He should have. Pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Well, probably, right? Yes. Impossible.

You fucking, you rich people make me sick to my fucking stomach. He should have. He should have. Pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Well, probably, right? Yes. Impossible.

Ever taken a physics class? You ever tried to pull yourself up by your bootstraps? Horribly inefficient way to stand up.

Ever taken a physics class? You ever tried to pull yourself up by your bootstraps? Horribly inefficient way to stand up.

Ever taken a physics class? You ever tried to pull yourself up by your bootstraps? Horribly inefficient way to stand up.

storm apologist if i was me you probably you probably that's like uh me i simply would not have got caught in that storm right is that crazy though you could see you could see land yeah how does that can't yeah storms are ass maybe like a typhoon or something is that a thing yeah i think it's just what they call a hurricane in like southeast asia well no it's like a water spout thing typhoon

storm apologist if i was me you probably you probably that's like uh me i simply would not have got caught in that storm right is that crazy though you could see you could see land yeah how does that can't yeah storms are ass maybe like a typhoon or something is that a thing yeah i think it's just what they call a hurricane in like southeast asia well no it's like a water spout thing typhoon

storm apologist if i was me you probably you probably that's like uh me i simply would not have got caught in that storm right is that crazy though you could see you could see land yeah how does that can't yeah storms are ass maybe like a typhoon or something is that a thing yeah i think it's just what they call a hurricane in like southeast asia well no it's like a water spout thing typhoon