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Chapter 1: How did Will and Rusty come up with the billion-dollar helicopter idea?
All right, I'm going to take four. All right, we're going to take four. We'll be back. What? The most efficient company of all time.
That was a good one. Okay, we're going... Playdate!
Episode 102. 102-sy. Derek Jeter. Fuck him. Yep. Derek Jeter. Derek Cheater.
Oh, I forgot we're doing two now.
Is what we call them. As a Red Sox fan, that is what we called him on the playground.
That's right. He's mid. He was... Right? Like the stats say he was actually not that good.
Yeah, it was... I've heard it. I've never looked into it. They say if it wasn't Derek Jeter...
We wouldn't hear about him as much. Yeah, suck it.
Suck it, Derek Jeter. Two guys on a podcast are calling you dumb for your billion-dollar helicopter. What would a billion-dollar helicopter have for features? Lauren, go. Four wings. Four wings. That's a plan.
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Chapter 2: What does being asexual in childhood mean for Will and Rusty?
Champagne. Champagne. Well, obviously.
Guys, I feel like we're going a little haywire here. You can put whatever we want on the plane. I'm more trying to figure out what it looks like.
Two pilots. Sure. They're pretty standard. Pretty standard for a helicopter. Turret. Sure. Turret. Turret.
It's a Blackhawk? Google how much a Blackhawk costs. I'm pretty sure a Blackhawk helicopter is like near a billion dollars. That might be your worst Google yet.
Get over yourself.
Google price. Not image. We know what it looks like. We know what it looks like.
$10 million.
Okay, I was off by a factor of 10.
$995 million? I was off by the majority of the billions.
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Chapter 3: How do Will and Rusty feel about their hot neighbors?
What? What did she know? And, like, when he said it at Tribal, Jeff was like, yeah, like, Candace, that's, I don't know.
She was, like, not even looking at it. Wait, look at the picture next to Billy, the guy that she's posed with. Yeah, Billy. I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say she maybe found it somewhere else. It's just that when he's like, I found love with Candace, and Jeff at the Tribal is like, what? And Jeff...
When Jeff probes can't keep it together, you know you've said something outlandish. It was the most out-of-left-field thing I've ever seen.
Speaking of helicopters and our main man probes, one of the coolest, I don't know if he's done this multiple seasons. Yeah. There was one season where he does the intro from a helicopter, and then it does an inverted dive. And he's, or not like, I exaggerate a little bit. He, it like peels off.
Yes, I've seen that.
And he's outside of the helicopter, and it's like, it's kind of how Tom Cruise. Yeah, yeah, it's like a stunt. You have to be like, sometimes I feel like I would be worried as a director and try to bring Tom back down to earth. You realize you're not the character. You know what I mean? Like, Probst is so cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surely he was anchored in somehow, right?
Yeah, he probably had like a rod through his whole body. Wait, so you're saying I don't look killer in this? It just reminded me of that guy, Billy, who's like an all-time funny survivor character. Right, so if you came in in a baseball hat, and I go, you look like Bartolo Cologne, because he wears a hat, but you picked the fattest, ugliest guy in the world.
Okay, no, it's just that I... And I have a little stubble today, and I was self-conscious about not shaving it, and you... All of my fears about how today was going to go are coming to life. That actually feels meaner than I... Because you picked a guy that looks like me on my worst day, and now I'm having body dysmorphia. He doesn't look like you at all.
I just think you should wear more shirts like that.
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Chapter 4: What are some Discovery Channel shows and party tricks that don't exist?
That's better. um because i guess i came up with the word play but i didn't i didn't factor in the horizon aspect of it i mean it could be uh second thing you know i recommended wendy by sid simons the other day yes it's on rusty song of the day which has a thousand saves now i put it on this the story that's why okay uh
For some reason, every save on that, I get the same amount of dopamine that a video... Like a million views. Literally like a video that we post on TikTok getting a million views. I get the same. I agree with that, yeah. But I found Sid Simons from one of those... This guy goes around and he waits until he finds someone who does music. Have you seen that?
Oh, yes.
Do you do music? And you're like, no. And you just went and found this guy. And then Sid Simons said he liked Elliot Smith. I like Elliot Smith. He said he liked Sparkle Horse. I didn't know Sparkle Horse, but I looked it up. I liked it. I was like, okay, I trust this guy's taste. Went back to the video. They play his song at the end. I liked his song. I guess it was kind of a backward.
I should have just watched the video. But the moral of the story is Sid Simons is fantastic. Sold.
He did a cover of a song. I can't remember what it was called, but it was about how his girlfriend fucks all of his friends.
And I was like, whoa, that is. Is it viral? I don't know. But like, what a nightmare. Why are you with her? She's probably got really good stories. If my girlfriend slept with Will, I would. I would. What would you do? I would never let that happen. I would make your first birthday look like a fucking walk in the park. I would make that... They would wipe that event out of the history books.
You'd also do it on my birthday, too, I guess. No, no, no. I'd do it on 9-12. No, I'd do it on 9-10 to steal all... People would still be recovering from mourning the thing that I did. Yeah. No, I wouldn't do anything. I'd probably just be very sad. I don't think we really need to... It's not my real one. I'm saying a hypothetical situation where it's a different girlfriend. Okay.
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Chapter 5: What is Rusty's Song of the Day?
In a hypothetical world, if she banged your brains out. Jesus Christ. What? If she was like spinning around. I don't feel comfortable being part of this conversation. She was like spinning around in the room and you were like playing the guitar and she was dancing to it.
I would take your guitar and I would smash it into a million pieces and then I would rebuild it into an evil guitar that anyone who plays it is cursed for the rest of their life.
That sounds horrible.
Oh, that felt so good to get off my chest. I've been holding that in. Oh. also who is r what google account are you uh andrew made some andrew made a new youtube so we don't have ads anymore nice andrew that's oh oh oh he like bought the he bought a youtube account i thought he bought like an ad blocker uh no i don't think he bought an ad blocker i think he got a youtube account
i don't know man very cool very cool so what else is going on um i think i wrote something down you go now well i just um i just want to say thank you to lauren i was trying out and trying out a new look today and lauren came in and i go i buckled in i go here we go gonna have to have the second conversation about it today and lauren didn't say anything
Wait a sec. Did you already this morning?
Edge walked by me and goes, what's up with the bandana? And I said, I said, I'm trying out a new look. My thought process is if I can... I'm aware that on the first day, I'm going to have to have, like, 20 to 30 conversations about, like, you're wearing a bandana. But if I can get them over that hump, then I'm a bandana guy. I ordered a 30-pack last night. I'm pretty excited about this.
It was, like, 11 bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently, in my head, 30 bandanas, you'd have to take out a mortgage. Apparently, they are pretty cheap. Yeah. But I got a navy one that I'm pretty excited about. I got a green. I got every color, but pretty excited about the navy one and that dark green one.
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