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William Montgomery

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The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

Yeah, stop, drop, and sue.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

Do not run.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I saw this one horrible where my parents met in Memphis, actually, some bar called Murphy's.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I saw some video a couple years ago, just like on Facebook.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I don't even know how it crossed my Facebook, but it was some guy who was getting into it with one of the bartenders at Murphy's, the bar in Memphis.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

And I guess to really show his love for her, it was some summer night and he gets his phone out and he douses himself with gasoline and lights himself on fire and then runs into the bar, I guess, to try to make an impression on the poor girl in there.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

But in that situation, he ran and he was engulfed in flames.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

Really, in a perfect world, you don't want to have gasoline on your body and you want to stop, drop and roll.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

You do not want to run because it's only going to make it hotter, I think.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

yeah the oxygen right i think yes oxygen makes the flames uh flames a lot hotter and everything i don't know if i would do that for my wife i don't think i would do that for anybody because i think that's like a real painful deal i think yeah i would imagine yeah because i got

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

branded one time a stupid pie symbol on my butt at the fraternity and that actually that kind of didn't hurt it hurt after the fact for a month it's still there obviously oh you can see it it's on my right butt cheek just a pie symbol like the 3.14 the number that goes on forever so not like a not like a coconut cream pie or something it's like uh were you a math major or something

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

That was the dumbass fraternity.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I was in Pi Kappa Alpha.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

So he had the Pi symbol.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

So yeah, I still got that on my butt.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

You were in a frat?

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I was, yeah.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

Pi Kappa Alpha at University of Tennessee.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

And I had a wonderful time.

The William Montgomery Show
Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

I know fraternities get a very bad rap in the eyes of society, which I understand.