Roozie Tehranian | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 227

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

William Montgomery 0:03
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery! WMS sounds like a disease. Oh my gosh, Roosie, I didn't even think about that. Maybe that's our problem. Grant, did you think about that? Does WMS sound like a disease? Do you suffer from WMS? William Montgomery Syndrome. William Montgomery Syndrome. It's where you look in the mirror and you see a turtle looking back at you. I'm kidding. That's called turtle dysmorphia.
William Montgomery 1:03
Did you know that? First time I've heard that. Yeah, turtle dysmorphia. It's where you look, you're in the bathroom or whatever, you look at yourself in the mirror and it's a turtle looking back. I'm kidding. That's actually one of the jokes. Well, Ruzi. And for those wondering, this is my dear friend Ruzi on the show today. Ruzi, thank you so much for being on the show. It's a great honor and pleasure for you to be on the show today.
Roozie Tehranian 1:23
Man, for me to say that, what an honor to have befriended you. And I can't believe I'm sitting here. This is crazy.
William Montgomery 1:30
And for those wondering, Ruzi and I met on a website called, no, I'm kidding. I was trying to think of some weird dating website. Farmers only. Farmersonly.com. I wonder about that. Do you think there's actually that many farmers out there to be even using that website?

What humorous observations does Roozie make about William Montgomery Syndrome?

William Montgomery 1:46
Are there that many farmers anymore?
Roozie Tehranian 1:47
That's a great question.
William Montgomery 1:49
I have no idea. Isn't it like the corporations, how the corporations end up eating all the small business? Isn't it like.
Roozie Tehranian 1:55
And like, what is the age of farmers that are signing up? And most farmers are kind of older, right? So it's like.
William Montgomery 2:02
I picture farmers as a farmer is an old guy. And maybe that's wrong.
Roozie Tehranian 2:06
Age group is even. I don't know. On that dating app. Maybe you should go on there and check it out. Maybe I should.
William Montgomery 2:11
Do some investigative work. Yeah. In Denver, Colorado, I got on a. One of the dating websites very briefly and I went on as my I did some character where I was running for county alderman and I did my character on that dating as my dating app profile and I didn't get any matches in like a week and I thought okay I'm deleting this and never getting back on.
Roozie Tehranian 2:31
And not to obsess over farmers only. And then they don't farm everywhere, too, in the United States. So it's like got to be from state to state as well, too. Right.
William Montgomery 2:39
Like it would have to be different. I mean, what in Mississippi are going to get some soybean farmers are going to get some cotton farmers and what Iowa, maybe some corn potatoes, potatoes. I don't know what kind of farmer I would like to maybe in my fantasy world, maybe like a soybean farmer or something could be fun to to meet and hit it off with. I don't know.
Roozie Tehranian 3:01
Interesting. Yeah. I've never got to think about what kind of farmer I'd like to date. Luckily, I'm married. So. I know with your sweet wife who's here yep yep so shout out to Kelly and y'all came over and smoked yesterday which was very nice yeah thanks for having us I love all your rugs it's very true the rug collection is true what where are they from again Uh, eBay.
William Montgomery 3:27
Some of them are from eBay.

How did Roozie and William meet, and what funny stories do they share?

Roozie Tehranian 3:29
Oh, from the Orient. Yeah. Cause someone's like, are they Persian rugs? I was like, no, no, that's, that's my department, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
William Montgomery 3:36
So what is, but there are Persian rugs though, aren't there?
Roozie Tehranian 3:39
Oh yeah. They're super expensive and like high quality. Very, very well made. It takes them years to make them, you know, like.
William Montgomery 3:46
Would I be able to tell the difference, I wonder, between like a Persian rug and just an Oriental quote unquote rug? I wonder, or do they look generally similar?
Roozie Tehranian 3:54
They do kind of look similar. There's some different patterns that are specifically like the Persian like style that you can kind of tell. But but there are definitely crossovers because your rugs look kind of Persian.
William Montgomery 4:05
Oh, cool. Yeah, I need them Persian-y looking.

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