William Montgomery

I was washing my armpits, and I kind of just felt a little strange when I was listening to Kanye, so I had to skip the song.

I'm sure you guys know which song it was.

But after I skipped that song, Puff Daddy and the Family came on, and it was Fittin' to Get Loose.

And I don't know if you guys know this, but the first like 20 to 30 seconds of that song is Puff Daddy just breathing heavy like.

And I'm washing my asshole.

And Fitna Get Loose is on.

And I just prayed that I was the only one in there.

But I realized it's very easy to become racist and gay by listening to hip hop.

Jesus Christ.

Army veteran.

I just moved to Austin about three weeks ago.

I came here to do this to get better and perform and like Austin is the city to improve.

I have not.

I just got hired as a manager at a place.

It's a non-alcoholic bar called Tulum Botanicals.

Not that I've seen.

I've only worked two days so far.

I was a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne out of Fort Bragg, North Carolina.

I had about 25, 26 jumps before I got kicked out.

Absolutely.