#759 - STEVE RENNAZZISI + JOE LIST
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Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
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You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what? Every single week, I book two of the funniest people I know in the world this week. No different, this is a special one. Down to the nitty gritty, just two pure fucking real standup comedians. Two of my favorites, two of the best in the world. Make some noise for Joe List and Steve Ranazzisi.
We are going to have some fun tonight, everybody. I'm excited about this one. Joe List has a new special out on YouTube called Small Ball. Welcome back, Joe. Thank you. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. And one of my favorites since I started, a true comedy store fucking comic. I used to dog sit for him. I used to house sit for him. I thought life was never going to get any better than that. And we thought you fucked our dog, too. The great Steve Ranazizi is back.
How are you?
You guys have done this show before. You know how it works. About 300 insane people have signed up for the chance to get pulled out of this bucket. Some of them, some of the most promising talent of the future of the art form of stand-up comedy. Some of them are completely crazy. In fact, recently we had a guy who's just a stalker of a female comedian who did a minute just so that he could maybe get to meet her and get close to her. Anything can happen. Anything can happen. Somehow it remains the number one live podcast in the world. If I pull their name out of the bucket, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angriest Hollywood bear.
Which just interrupts their set. And then I conduct an interview. Absolutely anything can happen. And the whole thing's improvised. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what? While we go wrangle that first bucket pool of the night, getting us started with a brand new minute, this young lady was discovered here on the show. She spent some of her last money to get on an airplane from Tampa, Florida to come to Austin, Texas. Live in an arena on Netflix, she got pulled out of a bucket, won a golden ticket in front of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, here with a brand new minute, make some noise for the return of Young, everybody!
People have been asking what my type is. I'm really into Arabic guys. I find them very attractive. I like their thick hair, sharp facial features. Every time I see one on the street, I go up to them. I say, sir, can you please cover your hair and your skin? You make me feel very lustful. I can't help but want to touch you right now. And when they don't comply, I throw rocks at them. See, when I'm rich, I'm gonna throw big parties, and I'm gonna invite a whole bunch of very attractive Arabic male models, so I'll pay to shit in their mouth. And I'll be really good at it, you know? I'll just tell them, hey, habibi, habibi. Lay down. Open your mouth. This is my gift for you. It's very halal. Let me show you the Asian squat.
The great Young, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back, Young.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–7:53
2
Who are the featured comedians in tonight's show?
7:53–9:02
3
What is Joe List's new special about?
9:02–11:47
4
What happens during the bucket pool segment?
11:47–55:34
5
What personal experiences shape Angel's views on relationships?
55:34–56:12
6
What are Angel's thoughts on dating women after being with men?
56:12–56:55
7
What humorous insights does Angel share about his past?
56:55–58:25
8
How does Angel react to his first kiss from a woman?
58:25–1:45:42