William Montgomery

My parents would have freaked out if they ever knew I was selling weed.

They probably would have lost it a little bit.

Um, but then how did you go to high school?

Why were you in high school?

That sounds like a wonderful place, but what were you doing in Hawaii for the school?

Were you happy to, what, from California?

And I've just gone to Waikiki Beach the past couple times, which I know is very touristy, but I'm happy as a clam just getting an umbrella just right on Waikiki Beach in front of one of the hotels.

See, I have to explain.

around it because I think Waikiki Beach is just so wonderful in paradise.

So I'm sure it only gets better.

Tons better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I went in the third grade with my cousin's grandparents.

They took me, which was so nice of them.

And we went to a number of islands and

And I remember they weren't feeding us at all.

So during one day we got breakfast at some gas station.

I got some big ass submarine sandwich because I was so starving because my cousins wouldn't eat that much food so that we just weren't eating any food.

You didn't get no spam musubis?