William Montgomery

It's always, always the best fucking episodes.

This bucket, as you know, is filled with hundreds, hundreds of names.

They're all stacked on top of each other at a disgusting bar next door.

I mean, it is horrible.

The conditions are crazy.

There have been fights lately.

There's people sweating all over each other.

They have vodka tonic bags.

pitchers for like three dollars or something insane so people are like getting too fucked up they're trying to make money off these open micers that should not be drinking before the show before the opportunity of a lifetime if i pull their name out of the bucket it's simple they get 60 seconds uninterrupted in front of millions and millions of viewers at home and the hundreds and hundreds in this packed house you know they're 60 seconds is up and you're the sound of a kitten

It means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts their set with an extremely loud noise.

And then I conduct an interview and try to find out more about them and their insane lives.

And anything can happen.

The entire thing is improvised.

Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?

We're gonna start it with a bang tonight, everybody.

This guy, for literally the longest time, was the closer of the show.

He is the Hall of Fame member with the record for most appearances in the show's history.

Most interviews in the show's history.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man that some people call the Baron of Blue Chew, the Sultan of Shopify, the Queen of Quo, the Memphis Strangler, the Vanilla Gorilla.

This is the Big Red Machine, William Montgomery.