#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Gotta be a part of the show. Let me show you what I can do. Is this thing even on? A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar.
I didn't really mean everything I said that night.
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Who's ready for the best night of their fucking lives, huh?
Make some noise for Brian Red Band. And that is the best damn band in all the land. How about one more time for them, huh? Oh my goodness. Hello, everybody. You are here at the number one live podcast in the world. This episode's brought to you by Shopify and Quill. How we feeling tonight?
What are the highlights of the upcoming Kill Tony show?
You guys excited to be here? Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrande, Si, senor. You can't call ICE with the phones locked up. One more time for Matt Muehling. He's actually an undercover ICE officer. Fun fact. That's why he sits on the other side. And John Deese is on the keys, everybody. He is the man that put this whole band together. And this right here is D Madness live in the flesh, everyone. We have an unbelievable episode ready for you. I mean, I think so. We have no idea what's gonna fucking happen, really. But before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
You guys ready to start this fucking show or what? Boy, oh boy, do I have good news for you guys. Every single week I book this show. This week, no different. Two of the funniest human beings in the world. Most importantly, two masters of podcasting. Two guys that on this show are literally two of my favorites. I've been looking forward to this for a very long time. Please welcome the hosts of the Are You Garbage podcast. Two of the best. It's Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, everybody. Here we go. Ace Rowling. Kevin motherfucking Ryan. Let's go. Two of the best guests in the show's history. They are on the Back on the Block tour. Tickets available at RUGarbage.com. Boys, gentlemen, welcome back. Thanks for fucking having us, man.
Thank you, Tony. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you, Austin, for having us. Goddamn right. You guys have done this show numerous times before. It's always, always the best fucking episodes. This bucket, as you know, is filled with hundreds, hundreds of names. They're all stacked on top of each other at a disgusting bar next door. I mean, it is horrible. The conditions are crazy. There have been fights lately. There's people sweating all over each other. They have vodka tonic bags. pitchers for like three dollars or something insane so people are like getting too fucked up they're trying to make money off these open micers that should not be drinking before the show before the opportunity of a lifetime if i pull their name out of the bucket it's simple they get 60 seconds uninterrupted in front of millions and millions of viewers at home and the hundreds and hundreds in this packed house you know they're 60 seconds is up and you're the sound of a kitten
It means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts their set with an extremely loud noise. And then I conduct an interview and try to find out more about them and their insane lives.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:41
2
What are the highlights of the upcoming Kill Tony show?
2:41–8:30
3
How does the audience react to the guests?
8:30–11:42
4
What unique experiences do the guests share?
11:42–1:05:55
5
What birthday milestone does Ari mention?
1:05:55–1:06:12
6
What surprising fact about Ari's birthday is revealed?
1:06:12–1:06:15
7
What unique hobby does Ari share with the group?
1:06:15–1:08:06
8
What insights does Johnny Football provide about his past?
1:08:06–2:13:19