William Montgomery

Yoko Ono, Fred Flintstone, Miss Cleo, and Rick James.

Can anybody guess what fucking year we're in right now?

William, what is going on with your writing process?

I'll tell you what's going on with my penis right now.

That Bluetooth guy gave me one of those things and told me it was fucking candy, dude.

I ate a whole one of those new ones, the Viagra with all that other shit in it, yeah.

I took one of those earlier tonight.

My thing feels pretty good right now, Tony!

Yeah, that was a good one.

How are you doing over there?

Michael, that was a drum hit.

Say that one more time.

Your thing's feeling what?

Tony, my thing's feeling pretty good right now!

Ah, no, now it's not feeling good.

Sometimes those drums can sober your little boner up.

I know, and also, Tony, before I answer your question, I was in San Diego this past weekend, and I was doo-dooing in the... I was doo-dooing, and I get up, and I'm holding my cell phone, and it falls out of my hands, and I think,

Oh, my God, it's about to fall and all this shit.

And I block it out of the way, and it ricochets off the side of the wall, and it goes right into my shit, Tony.

It was horrible.