William Montgomery
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Podcast Appearances
Yeah, Miami is super coked out, I'm not into that.
I like Naples, old people, love them.
It feels good when you're like, when you know you're like on a beach and you can just murder everyone on the beach.
Yeah, I didn't know Nike has that.
Like shitty-ass products that don't do it.
We just have the Nike store, which, by the way, looking at the things there, I think we get the outlet just without the word.
Me and the cashier are only white people there.
I see two big black bitches at the register.
And when you see two big black women at the register, you know there's gonna be an issue.
You know this ain't gonna go smoothly.
Dude, as soon as I opened the door, I just hear, you motherfuckers, last time I was your motherfucker, piece of shit.
They were trying to return an item.
Dude, they're trying to return, like, some shorts, and those shorts look like they've been to Ukraine, dude.