Willie Robertson

The man at the Domino's on Cypress Street was making my loaded cheese tots.

Loaded what?

They put some tots down.

They put it on a piece of parchment paper.

They sprinkle a little cheese on there, throw it in a box, and bring it to your house.

Whoever says the world sucks is wrong.

That's possible from your phone.

My man made a mistake of some epic proportion and accidentally-

spilt the cheese onto the tots when i tell you there was two pounds of cheese in that box and it was baked like oven baked so the edges were crispy yeah you had like little cheeses like it was the most phenomenal and now i don't have that problem going to the bathroom anymore yeah clogged yeah completely but it was magical

It was totally not supposed to be that way.

But it was, it was great.

Why is burnt cheese so good?

Everything else gets worse when you burn it, but cheese gets better.

I love cheese.

Hunter, what's your favorite type of cheese?

I wasn't prepared for this question.

I just like Colby.

Colby Jack?

Do you have to prepare yourself for what kind of cheese is your favorite?

Well, I... Calm down, man.