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Uncle Si Weasels Financial Secrets From Willie Robertson's Assistant

25 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What humorous situation sets the tone for the episode?

0.52 - 8.429 Willie Robertson

What are we going to talk about today?

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8.869 - 11.212 Si Robertson

I don't know. We're going to talk about life. Okay, there you go.

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11.573 - 20.342 Willie Robertson

Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. I will say, when I walked in here, Si said, I'm still on this life kick. Well, no, no, I am. Me too. That's good news.

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20.363 - 29.995 Si Robertson

Well, before you get started, let's introduce Chad. Chad has been here before. One time? Six. No, three. This is number three? I can't remember. I mean, I just know it.

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30.015 - 31.738 Willie Robertson

It was so memorable, we don't remember.

31.898 - 40.371 Si Robertson

No, I remember because Chad, as y'all may or may not know, is the reason that hello at duckcallroom.com exists. It is his brainchild.

40.972 - 42.675 Willie Robertson

He stole it from another podcast.

43.095 - 43.876 Si Robertson

Which is great.

Chapter 2: What financial secrets does Uncle Si try to uncover?

43.896 - 54.152 Si Robertson

That's fine. Plus, he's always fun to be around. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and we're just imitating. Who are we imitating? I don't even remember. Si just thinks I'm fun to be around because he takes my money at the poker table. Yeah.

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54.132 - 56.189 Willie Robertson

You're the only person he does that to.

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56.209 - 59.113 Si Robertson

But he gives it to everybody else, so it's fine.

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59.144 - 73.501 Willie Robertson

Well, Chad, you have my old job, basically, don't you? I don't know, man. What's your job title? You're not just a friend. You have a job? I think you've done every job there is, isn't it?

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73.521 - 90.926 Si Robertson

Yeah, but are you Willie's? We were just in New York, and a guy asked what I did, and Willie was just watching. He was like, I've been waiting. Are you Willie's friend? What was your answer? Yeah, I just said I. I work on the finance, work property, work whatever's needed. Kind of just this guy.

Chapter 3: What funny food mishaps are shared during the episode?

90.986 - 109.703 Si Robertson

Not a big title guy, are you? Yeah, I'm not a big title guy. But it was so funny. Willie just stopped. And he was like, I've been waiting to hear. Yeah. Well, I'm still waiting. Yeah, I'm still waiting. I mean, I told you exactly what I told him. I kind of... On the personal finance side, just kind of oversee all that. Matter of fact.

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109.863 - 110.304 Willie Robertson

Oh, yeah.

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110.344 - 113.368 Chad

So if anybody wants Willie to give them money, call Jack.

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113.388 - 116.233 Willie Robertson

He's a jack of all trades and a master of none. And a master of none.

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116.253 - 140.75 Si Robertson

Wow. Ouch. I can do it all. But I will say I did feel like we almost was going to die this weekend, this week in New York, Syracuse. We were there. And let me tell you, those boys up north that's used to driving in the ice are I mean, they drive like we would drive here on a sunny day. Yeah. Like... I mean, if you're used to it, right? Let me tell you one thing.

140.77 - 153.146 Si Robertson

Which one of y'all was driving there? I was scared to death. Were y'all just riding? No, we were riding, yeah. Oh, okay. And that guy... It would have taken us four times... As long to get there.

153.206 - 155.15 Justin Martin

Most of the time up there, they don't slow down.

155.671 - 163.388 Si Robertson

No, they did not. My cars was like getting in their lane. They were slamming on the brakes. I was hanging on to everything.

163.769 - 167.637 Willie Robertson

It's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. So you travel with Willie?

Chapter 4: How does the group react to the snowy driving experience?

244.697 - 245.979 Si Robertson

How do you get rid of it?

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246.239 - 252.949 Willie Robertson

How do you get rid of snow when it's 30 degrees outside? You just keep piling it up. Piling it on the side.

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252.969 - 268.988 Justin Martin

What are you going to put on it? Salt. In the big parking lots that are where your own businesses, they push it to the middle. You just make a mountain. The dozer was just pushing as far up as they could go. That's interesting.

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269.008 - 271.413 Si Robertson

I'm glad I don't live there.

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271.453 - 274.239 Willie Robertson

Me too. I woke up and it was 23 this morning.

274.279 - 279.771 Justin Martin

I told the kids goodbye and I went back in the bed. They had stole several months of the year.

280.51 - 280.99 Si Robertson

Where's that?

282.031 - 284.854 Justin Martin

Several months a year in Massachusetts, it will snow on the ground.

284.874 - 288.738 Si Robertson

I don't know how y'all do it. I can tell you, I'd have no interest.

Chapter 5: What predictions does Uncle Si make about Jep's son?

380.134 - 384.419 Willie Robertson

You have to stop and eat. Although I did try another driving food yesterday.

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385.22 - 385.581 Si Robertson

What's that?

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385.661 - 387.082 Willie Robertson

Because I promised Carter something.

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387.883 - 389.205 Si Robertson

You didn't have your breakfast meat pie?

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389.489 - 401.47 Willie Robertson

I'm off those. We hit a number that I'm like, oh, got to slow down, gang. It's the winter. Got to get back on the old program. Anyway, Carter saw an ad for the McRib being back.

401.49 - 403.073 Si Robertson

Oh, I love them. Yes.

403.353 - 407.38 Willie Robertson

He was on a mission. Yes. To have a McRib.

407.36 - 426.604 Si Robertson

Yes. They don't serve those at OCS Cafeteria. We used to get them in Washed All Bears. We got them at McRibs. I got a McRib? Yeah. 100%. Like the real thing? I mean, it was a rib. It wasn't at McDonald's. No, but it was a rib patty. It looked like it. What is this? And we didn't only get it during the winter. We had that baby year round. Yeah, year round.

426.704 - 432.13 Si Robertson

And I would always, that was the day I brought my extra money to get two. Yeah. A McRib? Yes.

Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on fast food during travel?

661.097 - 663.542 Willie Robertson

Well, I got her a pot.

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663.522 - 668.877 Si Robertson

This is an expensive month for you, ain't it? Because you got birthday, anniversary, and Christmas all within like a two-week.

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668.897 - 670.863 Willie Robertson

And this year was year 15 for the anniversary.

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670.883 - 672.467 Justin Martin

Yeah, but he gets it all done in one.

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672.788 - 676.619 Willie Robertson

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and then Allison's mad and sad for the other 11 months.

676.639 - 678.544 Si Robertson

Well, you got Valentine's Day coming.

678.524 - 679.867 Willie Robertson

Yeah, we don't really do much on that.

680.167 - 681.109 Si Robertson

Oh, okay.

681.129 - 690.888 Willie Robertson

We just go out to eat or something. Chocolate candy. Yeah. Anyways. Or flowers. Or both. I got her, what did I get her? Some fancy pot. Okay. Cooking in.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about holiday food traditions?

1727.021 - 1730.946 Si Robertson

It would have been fun to watch. Yeah, I was terrible. What was your favorite sport, Johnny D?

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1732.227 - 1737.574 Justin Martin

Oh, the best part of that, when I was growing up, is we had the farmer's plate.

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1737.594 - 1738.014 Willie Robertson

The what?

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1738.255 - 1742.397 Justin Martin

All the neighborhood farmers. We had a, you know.

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1742.417 - 1748.169 Si Robertson

The old man played the kids? Yeah. Yeah. Y'all got y'all's tail whooped too, didn't you?

1748.33 - 1760.233 Justin Martin

No, we had a guy that reminded me of your father. Uh-oh. Okay. I don't know where this is going, but it could be good. He never wore anything but overalls. Yeah. Okay.

1760.774 - 1761.475 Si Robertson

Jerry Martin.

1761.595 - 1777.118 Justin Martin

Barefooted, overalls, and I don't think he had any kind of underwear or t-shirt on. I don't think he owned it. He would play, and look, he would run over you, knock you down, and make a layup. Hold on.

1777.278 - 1782.806 Si Robertson

No, my dad was going to make no layup.

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