Willie
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Podcast Appearances
Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned when I was in high school.
I had a dab pen that accidentally went through the dryer.
My mom was folding my laundry and found it.
She came to my room and confronted me about it.
I told her it was a vape, and she said she was going to hit it to check.
My mom is 18 years sober.
I said, okay, thinking she was bluffing, and then she ripped it super hard like a giant cloud came out.
I immediately started crying and confessed it was a dab pen.
She was high for, like, five hours munching on cereal and watching The Real Housewives.
Worst thing I've ever done.
Please forgive me.
That's hysterical.
What do you think I'm talking about?
I get giddy when I say it.
I hadn't seen him since he was on his trip to Montana.