Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Well, this is kind of an awkward one.
Yeah.
My butt and most of my lower body are still covered in poo from... from the shit disaster the shit disaster and i don't really know what to say but it's feel like it just keeps getting worse every time i spread it and rub it all over my skin it's just it's terminal too i think i'm allergic to my own feces it's burning through my skin I already lost a cheek, and I'm on the verge of losing it.
There's no hope of a transplant. I'm on a waiting list for a double cheekectomy, but I can't find a match.
Chapter 2: What viral experiences did the hosts have in Las Vegas?
No one got it like this. No one has. No one has. go we show back play date episode one lady what is it 195 195 wow which of course would be um 95 95 which of course would be the chicago bulls yes i love it um And you're also allergic to the toilet paper, too.
So anytime you try and clean it up, the hives get worse, and then all your skin's falling off like one of those guys who says if it don't fall off the bone, it's free at the barbecue place. Is that a guy? You've seen that guy before? No, I just said no. He goes, if it don't fall off the bone, it's free. Wow. And then he hits the bone kind of lightly on the plate, and all the meat falls off.
Chapter 3: What happened during the hosts' trip to Hawaii?
That sounds awesome. I love a nice rib. I tried to have ribs the other night. Tried? Tried. To no avail. And it was mostly bone. This was a skinny cow.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of speakeasies in the hosts' discussions?
I was just kind of like. You were like, okay, skinny. Because, you know, I kept going to bite into the. Where were you? I ordered blood sauce to my house. Oh, nice. And it looked meaty. Yeah. And so I'd go in taking a big bite and I'd just hit bone. Yeah. I mean, I know you always like them big bone. Can dogs have ribs? Because I was giving birdies some. Yeah, but she might turn into one.
A rib, I guess. Why do you get birdie all the time now? Is your sister, like, sick of him? Her?
Chapter 5: What food-related debates did the hosts engage in?
She's a lady. Sorry.
Chapter 6: How did the hosts' coffee preferences lead to a debate?
Is your girl sister sick of him? No. She was at it. She was traveling a lot. And then sometimes I'll just text her and be like, can I have her? I love that dog. Give me that. I love that dog.
Chapter 7: What movies did the hosts discuss and what were their opinions?
But I'm watching Georgie tonight, my mom's dog. Well, she's at dinner. Nice. And did I tell you what happened last time? Shitting. Literally everywhere. Did I not tell you about this? So she had an infection in her heart. Ovary.
Chapter 8: What confessions did listeners share in this episode?
Ovary. Which I know what you're thinking. Why did she still have ovaries? They remove those from girl dogs. Really? They like spay them.
I thought they just stitch it up.
Oh my God.
Oh, that is such a grotesque visual. Are you proud of that? No. How would you feel if I said that about Cookie? Cookie was pretty sure a boy. Cookie was a boy? Yeah, I'm almost positive. I always forget. I'm going to be honest. This is embarrassing. That's insane. Your favorite dog? I mean, it was my only dog. It died when I was seven, though.
Yeah, they also kind of gave it an androgynous name, so it's hard to remember. Yeah. I was watching Game of—speaking of stitching it up or cutting it off, I was watching Game of Thrones yesterday. Wait, you never told what happened. Oh, okay. So she had an infection in her ovary.
And my mom woke up one morning before they knew about this infection, and there was, like, blood kind of throughout the house. And she was like—she, like—
on her period is she like in heat or something and uh and it turns out no they did spare but whoever did it did a shoddy job and like maybe left one in there so i don't know it was crazy and so she to my mom to prevent any future kind of um blood disaster she borrowed a diaper from my sister like a dog diaper okay and that your sister had for her dog For her dog. Right.
And so she was wearing this little diaper and she was going to stay with Birdie at my house while my mom and I went to dinner. We were like, she's a puppy, so accidents happen, but she's wearing a diaper. So anything that happens should be confined to the diaper.
Yeah.
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