Willie

I saw a clip with him.

Yeah, you told this story.

I can't see him as a college kid.

No, he does a great job, yeah.

Okay.

He's still kind of got a baby face, I think.

Yee-haw.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

In ninth grade, my buddy and I decided to make a fake female Snapchat account and act like a girl to essentially catfish this kid on our hockey team.

Think of the most unlikable cocky kid you can, and that's who this guy was.

anyway it got so bad he was sending us thirst traps and developed a likening to this fake girl mind you he had a real girlfriend at the time eventually we planned a date he uh ended up breaking up with his girlfriend to go out with the fake girl we didn't realize it was gonna go that far but honestly he's the only one to blame anyway we canceled the date and ghosted him from the fake account yeah so he is not the only one to blame

I don't really want to.

Is that not like a 90-day fiancé premise?

But there was no one there for them.

Yeah.

All right.

Deal breaker.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

My name is Maggie, and when I was 11, I overheard my uncle saying my mom was a bad mom.

So later that night, I told my brother, and we cut the cord to his TV, took his watch apart into pieces, and scratched it with a screwdriver and peed all over his clothes.