Wilson

Howdy.

How many cans of beer does it take to kill a man?

I don't know, but it only took me one to kill that eight-year-old.

Speaking of cans, I never really understood the canned food drive.

This goes to mean, like, they're homeless, right?

How are they going to open it?

I doubt they have a can opener, much less a stove.

Guess they couldn't see how many cans of food it takes to kill a man.

Got a pretty good idea how many an eight-year-old can handle, you know what I mean?

So I lost my dad last year to ALS.

There's a lot of little sad pit stops that comes with ALS, a lot of crushing moments, lots of loss.

Started with his ability to run, eventually to walk.

Now one day it was his ability to either even breathe for himself.

A lot of sad moments.

So I can't tell you how psyched I was when I came in one morning to get him up and he was pitching a tent.

I guess I'm the only one who's seen his dad rock hard and felt real joy.

Thank you.

People like it because of maybe Castaway.

You know, they like screaming it.

Now, who are people?