Wyatt Cenac

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No, you don't, Mark Cuban. You don't. Stay the f*** out of politics.

No, you don't, Mark Cuban. You don't. Stay the f*** out of politics.

I found out there's not enough Remy Martin to have done this podcast today. I'm taking both those bottles and whatever else you got, but that's still not going to be enough. You're both delightful people.

I found out there's not enough Remy Martin to have done this podcast today. I'm taking both those bottles and whatever else you got, but that's still not going to be enough. You're both delightful people.

Not just scared, John. Scared shitless. There's a big difference.

Not just scared, John. Scared shitless. There's a big difference.

Well, volatility frequently occurs when everyone suddenly realizes that the stock market's just a consensual mass delusion based on fictitious valuings of abstract assets. You know, it's like finding out Santa Claus is real because you catch him robbing your house.

Well, volatility frequently occurs when everyone suddenly realizes that the stock market's just a consensual mass delusion based on fictitious valuings of abstract assets. You know, it's like finding out Santa Claus is real because you catch him robbing your house.

You'd think so, but it turns out gold's just a shiny metal. For right now... I mean, really shiny, but it's still just metal. But right now, you want to put your investment dollars in things you can eat.

You'd think so, but it turns out gold's just a shiny metal. For right now... I mean, really shiny, but it's still just metal. But right now, you want to put your investment dollars in things you can eat.

And weapons. You also want to put it in weapons so that you can kill things and then eat them. Ooh, and make sure you buy some fire, too. Because you can't keep the marauders away without fire.

And weapons. You also want to put it in weapons so that you can kill things and then eat them. Ooh, and make sure you buy some fire, too. Because you can't keep the marauders away without fire.

Well, you know those numbers on the right side of your screen? The Dow, the Dow Jones. No, I think it's called the Uppy Downy Index. Watch that all the time. It's a real-time running indicator of the health of the economy. It and it alone reflects not only our country's well-being, but your value as a human being as well. Never take your eyes off it. Seriously, Wyatt? I'm watching them.

Well, you know those numbers on the right side of your screen? The Dow, the Dow Jones. No, I think it's called the Uppy Downy Index. Watch that all the time. It's a real-time running indicator of the health of the economy. It and it alone reflects not only our country's well-being, but your value as a human being as well. Never take your eyes off it. Seriously, Wyatt? I'm watching them.

I've been doing it since Friday.