Wyatt Cenac

I've been doing it since Friday.

Huzzah! I'm a rich bitch. Man, I don't know what the hell is going on.

Huzzah! I'm a rich bitch. Man, I don't know what the hell is going on.

No. But I own a boatload of fire. Wyatt Cenac, everybody. We'll be right back.

No. But I own a boatload of fire. Wyatt Cenac, everybody. We'll be right back.

It's easy, John. The law is very clear. You only check people who are reasonably suspicious.

It's easy, John. The law is very clear. You only check people who are reasonably suspicious.

Of course not. That's ridiculous. They're looking for illegals. They're looking for people acting suspiciously, like gardening or burping white people's babies.

Of course not. That's ridiculous. They're looking for illegals. They're looking for people acting suspiciously, like gardening or burping white people's babies.

Look, it's like obscenity. It's hard to describe it, but you know it when you see it. I'm sorry, what's that? You need my driver's license. All right. Look, John, here, let me give you an example, all right? This guy right here walking down the street looks fine, right? I guess he looks fine. He is, but what about this guy? Fine? No, he's not. He's reasonably suspiciously illegal.

Look, it's like obscenity. It's hard to describe it, but you know it when you see it. I'm sorry, what's that? You need my driver's license. All right. Look, John, here, let me give you an example, all right? This guy right here walking down the street looks fine, right? I guess he looks fine. He is, but what about this guy? Fine? No, he's not. He's reasonably suspiciously illegal.

All right, let's try it again. This guy.

All right, let's try it again. This guy.

You have to arrest him. No, this isn't Hitler's Germany. You can't just pull people off the street for being hungry. What about this guy? No.

You have to arrest him. No, this isn't Hitler's Germany. You can't just pull people off the street for being hungry. What about this guy? No.

I don't know what those two words mean.

I don't know what those two words mean.

Oh, because you're a baby boomer, you're too nostalgic to apply the law to suspicious illegal immigrants? No.

Oh, because you're a baby boomer, you're too nostalgic to apply the law to suspicious illegal immigrants? No.

Wait, what's that? You need my birth certificate too. All right, just give me a second. What's going on? John, I'm going to give you one more final chance. All right. What do you do? What do you do? Tick tock, man. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. You arrest her. Just her?