Xander

And X just walks past after only I could assume shaking so many hands, and that's why he was delayed getting to the ground, sits down, beer in hand, still just dabbing people up, shaking, kissing babies, photos, left, right, and center, beer in hand, sits there, doesn't touch his seafood entree.

Are we getting into this?

So I go, hey, mate, good to see you.

A bit late.

Seafood, do you not want to eat that?

Just, is it funny, yeah?

And you go, nah.

Almost cutting me off to not talk about it.

So, no seafood.

What were the logistics issues?

Yeah.

Oh man, that happened.

up at his head I tore a hammy again trying to get my leg in the air to show everyone because then his head so on the screen I'm trying to show my leg on the screen that gets played around the whole function and this guy was looking at it but in the way and then he turned to look at the screen not realising it was still his head and he was just following my tattoo around the hole I was like mate just fucking sit down so everyone can see this tattoo and then just on the seafood quickly yeah why didn't you hear that

This could be the dish that brings the whole place down.

Because rabbits can't swim.

Really?

Wow.

Also, Craig Kelly I met for the first time.

So CEO of Collingwood.

Just wasn't what I was expecting at all.