Yannis Pappas

They can get kind of nasty. Yeah, they can get really nasty. You know what I just thought of? You know what's really funny to think about? Michelangelo, fully gay guy, painted the Sistine Chapel. All the people that come in and pray hate homosexuals, but the biggest Christian icon in the world was made by a flaming $3 bill. I think that that's kind of poetic justice for the gay community.

They can get kind of nasty. Yeah, they can get really nasty. You know what I just thought of? You know what's really funny to think about? Michelangelo, fully gay guy, painted the Sistine Chapel. All the people that come in and pray hate homosexuals, but the biggest Christian icon in the world was made by a flaming $3 bill. I think that that's kind of poetic justice for the gay community.

You know that was started by some powerful dude with a small dick, and he was like, everyone's dick's going to be small. I don't want anyone to see. Because people probably saw each other's dicks all the time. They only had togas on. So when they sat down, I mean, they didn't have underwear yet.

You know that was started by some powerful dude with a small dick, and he was like, everyone's dick's going to be small. I don't want anyone to see. Because people probably saw each other's dicks all the time. They only had togas on. So when they sat down, I mean, they didn't have underwear yet.

They all shit together. It was public shit, public toilets. And they would hang out and it was social for them. They'd shit next to each other. What about toilet paper?

They all shit together. It was public shit, public toilets. And they would hang out and it was social for them. They'd shit next to each other. What about toilet paper?

That's the thing. I think they used water. They used leaves. I think they used water.

That's the thing. I think they used water. They used leaves. I think they used water.

Downtown Manhattan. Right. That famous, like, lake, remember? Oh, yeah. Old Brooklyn. Old Manhattan.

Downtown Manhattan. Right. That famous, like, lake, remember? Oh, yeah. Old Brooklyn. Old Manhattan.

Collect pond. All the butchers, all the waste, human waste. Big gangs in New York time. Yeah, gangs in New York time. It was just this disgusting lake that had all the waste from animals and butchers. They would do it. We always say history stank. I mean, it just, you can smell, when you think about what history must have smelled like, it was Teddy Roosevelt who was the one that changed it all.

Collect pond. All the butchers, all the waste, human waste. Big gangs in New York time. Yeah, gangs in New York time. It was just this disgusting lake that had all the waste from animals and butchers. They would do it. We always say history stank. I mean, it just, you can smell, when you think about what history must have smelled like, it was Teddy Roosevelt who was the one that changed it all.

But people did die of like, you know, viruses, germs.

But people did die of like, you know, viruses, germs.

The weak definitely still kind of got, you know, it was more animalistic in the way that, you know, if you were at a weak immune system, you were going to go. Yeah, you're out. Nowadays, you know, there's a lot of weak people walking around. Yeah. Myself included.

The weak definitely still kind of got, you know, it was more animalistic in the way that, you know, if you were at a weak immune system, you were going to go. Yeah, you're out. Nowadays, you know, there's a lot of weak people walking around. Yeah. Myself included.

Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, they did it better. Nobody has a better joke about that than Greg Giraldo. You ever see that Greg Giraldo joke? He's like, back in the day, some soldier would be like, dearest Martha, please kiss the children on the forehead and your visage. I miss your visage with every battle.

Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, they did it better. Nobody has a better joke about that than Greg Giraldo. You ever see that Greg Giraldo joke? He's like, back in the day, some soldier would be like, dearest Martha, please kiss the children on the forehead and your visage. I miss your visage with every battle.

And then now he goes, the letters now are like, dear Marie, don't fuck nobody. Yeah, I'll be back. It's changed, yeah. It's true.

And then now he goes, the letters now are like, dear Marie, don't fuck nobody. Yeah, I'll be back. It's changed, yeah. It's true.