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But it is quite exciting.

Were we? Were we? I can't remember. I feel like I did that in Higgins.

And I saw this vest, and I was like, for my fourth grade self, I was like, I fucking got to get this vest.

No. No, we'd know it. But our listeners might not, so continue.

I was like, we should.

Well, I kept saying, I want to mark this day with a maker's mark. And you guys kept saying, what does that mean? I was like, it means a toast, guys.

You got to jump logic, you know what I mean, to make them exciting. My brother does that very well, too.

It's amazing how when Fred's natural speaking voice and then hearing what comes out of his brain and his character.

I did. I frog poisoned again, guys. I did Bufo for a second time. This time I did what was referred to as a heroic dose of- of Bufo. And so I continued to vomit out all my childhood and, you know, regular trauma.

Yeah. The reminder of the premise. I'm nine years old.

You guys, I have to go. I love you very much.

Well, it's a Scott Frank dinner, so I don't know who's going to be there.

What if he was wearing the same one? It's possible. So we'll see.

Well, we didn't talk about it last time. It didn't get added to the pod. So this is new information for our listeners.

Yeah.

I have. It's great. Highly recommend. Not for the kids, though. Stay in school.

Here's the thing. It's cool like that. Andy thought I just misspelled Blanco, which is fair. You could assume that. Yeah. Seth, would you have really wanted a shirt that said, I am turbo white? Well, I don't want- I don't think you would have worn it.

Yeah, that's fair.

I was thinking about myself, but I'm like, I would wear that with a vest.

Yeah.

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He's like a superhero of the theater, of the American theater.

His name is Anthony Frederick Taccone.

No, it's not a bit. They don't have any respect for me.

One stand-up was like, love is shouting what from another room. That's pretty good. And I think that that's an accurate description of love.

But also that should be like an actual greeting card, right? I guess it only works for April Fool's movies.

How many times are you going to wear it, Seth? Be honest. Just one and done? One and done?

You think you're going to get into graffiti this late in life?

No, it didn't work. But in whatever it is, is it a... What does he say?

It's so weird that sometimes it just cuts it out.

It is, like, made of, like, sleeping bag material, basically.

Wait, why aren't they? Are they no longer in the English language? Can words get voted out of the English language?

I would like to know what our audience thinks should be voted out of the English language.

Yeah.

Is that true?

No, no, I was in Lancaster. Lancaster. Oh, so you don't know anything about Foggy London Town. I'm like a northern lad and you're like a posh. I don't even talk to you.

You pew. That's how they say it there. No, they say things like everyone called each other Daisy. When you go into a store, people would go like, oh, hi, Daisy.

Sorry.

Wait, can you say **** on TV then?

It's loud on the 7 train. It's loud out and about.

I do like to say that.

You guys, it would be so funny if we all got vests. Oh my God.

Yeah, it's like a parachute, like almost hip hop-y kind of vest.

I didn't realize that I was going for Jeru the Damager, but that's correct.

I did.

I'll let you know how it goes. I'll let you know what people think of it. Okay, can I just say this? When I was in fourth grade, I was obsessed with this Nike. It was a half vest, half sweatshirt. It had a little jump man in that you could see through the top part of basically this material. So loud. So loud.

I think that's right. In retrospect, I think that that person's right. We are German doing English.