Listener Q&A Episode 5

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What is the significance of Maker's Mark in this episode?

Seth Meyers 0:00
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Jorm 0:43
As we established last episode, Yoram, you've been on fire recently. Yet, I will say that I feel like the confidence of your recent hit podcast have maybe led you to make a sartorial error. No. You showed up to the pod in a vest, and it's a loud vest.
Yoram 0:57
It is, like, made of, like, sleeping bag material, basically.
Andy 1:00
Yeah, to be clear, not loud, like, color-wise. Like, it makes noise.
Yoram 1:04
Yeah.
Andy 1:05
And not like it makes noise on the fashion scene. Like, it's, like, on the microphone. Yeah.
Jorm 1:09
Would you say it's bad for podcasts, Andy? Yeah, let me clarify.
Yoram 1:13
It's loud on the 7 train. It's loud out and about.
Jorm 1:18
Also, Jorm is going to not be here for the full podcast. That's just something for our listeners to know because he's going to a dinner. And so he dressed for dinner before the podcast.
Yoram 1:27
I did.
Jorm 1:27
We're getting to see his full dinner vest.
Yoram 1:29
I'll let you know how it goes. I'll let you know what people think of it. Okay, can I just say this? When I was in fourth grade, I was obsessed with this Nike. It was a half vest, half sweatshirt. It had a little jump man in that you could see through the top part of basically this material. So loud. So loud. And I saw this vest, and I was like, for my fourth grade self, I was like, I fucking got to get this vest.
Jorm 1:56
I was really excited about it. The most exciting thing about when Jorm starts a story is how little you can predict what he's about to say. When Jorm is explaining a vest, he said, could I just say, when I was in fourth grade, you're like, what?
Yoram 2:10
You got to jump logic, you know what I mean, to make them exciting. My brother does that very well, too.
Jorm 2:14
Andy, have you noticed that I'm wearing a long-sleeve white T-shirt? Oh, it got sent.
Andy 2:19
It got mailed. I can't see your arms. You're ducked below frame, but let me see. Oh, is there something on it?
Jorm 2:25
Yeah, Jorm made me a shirt. Oh, there it goes. I am a turbot. I am turbo. So Jorm came through and did make me a turbo white t-shirt. Not what I expected.
Andy 2:35
Nope. It never is. Never is. Do you think maybe it's because he was like flying off that frog poison when he made it?
Jorm 2:42
Oh, no. Jorm maybe has frog poisoned again since we last- I did.
Yoram 2:47
I did. I frog poisoned again, guys. I did Bufo for a second time. This time I did what was referred to as a heroic dose of- of Bufo. And so I continued to vomit out all my childhood and, you know, regular trauma.
Jorm 3:01
But I thought you'd already done that. So I feel like this is a bad review of your first Bufo, that you still had all this trauma left.
Yoram 3:07
Well, we didn't talk about it last time. It didn't get added to the pod. So this is new information for our listeners.
Jorm 3:12
Oh, we left Bufo out. Well, then I apologize.
Yoram 3:14
Yeah.
Jorm 3:14
Yoram's been licking frogs for their poison.
Yoram 3:17
I have. It's great. Highly recommend. Not for the kids, though. Stay in school.
Jorm 3:22
So anyway, here's what we're getting. Yorm made me a Turbo White t-shirt. I just kind of assumed the t-shirt would say I'm a Turbo White. But of course, this is a Yorm shirt. So it says, I am Turbo, spelled like the fish.
Andy 3:36
Yeah, Turbot. Turbot. Yeah, and that's on the front.
Jorm 3:38
And then the back just says Blanco.
Andy 3:41
Blanco, but with a K, like Blanco.
Yoram 3:44
Here's the thing. It's cool like that. Andy thought I just misspelled Blanco, which is fair. You could assume that. Yeah. Seth, would you have really wanted a shirt that said, I am turbo white? Well, I don't want- I don't think you would have worn it.

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