Yvette

I do not be being mean to Shay. Well... Oh, my God!

Javi, have I ever been mean to you? Mm. Okay. AWOL, have I been mean to you before? He be on Twitch. I've been mean to you before?

Best friend.

Beautiful.

Okay, but what you was saying? What you was saying?

And she be like, yeah, I'm...

45.

We don't discriminate.

Angie Martinez. Oh, oh. If I can go. Nothing at all.

You and me could have a bad romance.

And then she had the first verse. It's ladies night. What? It must be Angie on the mic. The honeybee.

Jolly! She jolly as fuck today. Speaking of being jolly, I'm jolly.

Girl, don't even get me started.

Because Yvette know. Don't ask why she know. Just know that Yvette know. God damn it. Child, you know what I know. If you know, everybody know, I ain't finna let that hoe go. Ho, ho, ho. That's my hoe.

That was a good song, though. The broads is thirsty.

Never met Leotis. Leotis? No. Never met Leotis.

Ooh, Egbert. That does not eat. Egbert eats down. Goodwin.

I'm cool.

I don't know what I am, to tell the truth. That's why you shouldn't have said it. That's why it's funny. I said, I'm done. I'm through. I'm through. And then a vet seen me.

She wasted. That's what the songs was. That was the number one song in the club. It was like... I don't wear tight knees like the white boy, but I do get wasted like the white boy.

Have a good time. Because you know what, at our wedding, what we gonna say? Oh, my life.

But that's what I'm saying. Just think about it. I'm not mad. That was good.

You ate them. 12 beans, bitch? All of them? On the 12th day of Christmas, my nigga gave to me 12 hands of beans. Ah!

You know what I'm saying? Some of y'all got dinner rolls. You ain't got shit going on.

What you trying to say? I got that hem.

Nah, white men don't know nothing about good coochie.

I got that... I got that. I'm not finna talk to you no more on that, baby, baby, please.

From them. I think Sabrina Carpenter got good coochie.

Is it edible? Do we get the job done?

We be doing too much. And we put too much value on that coochie. That ham is good.

The bop. The bop. Okay. We got a special guest, Jack.

We love us some Jack Thriller.

Okay, I'm going to... It's called the what? Jack Off... Okay. I'm going to pull up. I'm coming to this one this month.

I did not know that. I said, now that's some good tea. I said, who wrote that? Because you created with it. You got in your Santa bag on that shit. Because me, I was mad.

Her and Kanye. What you think this time? Gonna speak this time. I know somebody's lying. It's always something.

No more. No fucking more. As I sit around the fireplace watching the gleam. Are we ready? We can start from the beginning.

All right, we ready, we ready. We ready. Okay, start it a little bit.

Okay, we ready. You ready, Drea? It's Christmas time. And we finna sing to y'all.

Oh, my hat fell off.

I know this right. I kind of ate that whole. You got to talk those words.

You're supposed to be talking.

Okay. If I had one wish in this world, it would be that all men would be free. Let's all hold hands. Oh, and celebrate the Savior's birth. Let's give thanks unto the world. Jesus and his birth. Sleep.

Amen.

Y'all got to remember Christmas is about the day Jesus... What's boring?

I can't do that with... I can't.