Zach Lowe

He's shooting like 70% on twos in the G league and clearly has skill.

But every time that dude has gotten on the floor in the NBA, it's been like, Oh my God, this guy is so far away.

So that's a weird one.

And then we have the Washington wizards.

The Washington Wizards, this is a real thing that happened, had to issue a press release this morning, a very serious press release, apologizing for an April Fool's joke that they pulled last night.

The joke was they had a fan shoot blindfolded for $10,000.

And G-Wiz, the stupid mascot, was there and a million other mascots.

It must have been G-Wiz's birthday.

And he misses the shot.

But the joke is everybody goes crazy.

There's celebration.

Air horns are playing.

And the joke is they're going to make him think he won $10,000.

They have the giant check.

And then they show him the replay on the Jumbotron.

And it's wah, wah.

You actually lost.

And people believed...

Rightfully so, because that's what you're trying to make people believe, that this was a real fan who had $10,000 dangled in front of his face and then had it yanked away by the freaking Phoenix Gorilla and Rocky the Mountain Lion and G-Wiz and whoever else.

And the Wizards have to send this press release.