Zach Tarantelli

The hair is like blonde, like dirty blonde.

That's right, different Zach, but yes.

Two Zachs conquering the world together.

I personally animated 70 shorts for the channel before I moved into my current position, yeah.

A hundred percent.

And I know that you would love that because you're basically a cartoon yourself.

Popeye before the spinach.

Well, it's so funny you bring this up, and I feel like the producers are going to hate me because we just talked about this, but I did do a little animation for you, and I was going to email it to somebody, but I got to tell you, here's the thing.

I can send it to you.

The problem is... Nothing's the matter.

What's the problem?

The problem is that great animation takes time, and I only had like two days to put it together.

I don't know if I want the world...

I did it for Conan.

Yeah, for Conan.

Well, why can't we look at it?

Well, I want to send it to you, but I don't know if I want the world to see it.

You know what I mean?

It's got my name on it.

Is it of a sexual nature?